Job Interview

A Job Interview with Everyone�s Favorite Saiya-Prince! NOTE:The interviewer is a machine named Gerter designed to avoid the human(or Saiyan)error.

GERTER: Hello,what is your last name?
VEGETA(surprised to hear a machine talk):What?
GERTER:Hello,Mr.What.What is your first name?
VEGETA:Wait,it�s not what.
GERTER:Hello,not what.What was your mother�s maiden name?
VEGETA(making one up):Thompson.
GERTER:All right then,Mrs.Not What!
VEGETA:Wait! I�m not a woman!
GERTER:What do you do in your spare time,Mrs.Not What?
VEGETA:Listen,I�m a man!
GERTER:In your spare time you are a man.Correct,Mrs.Not What?
VEGETA:wait,that�s not my name at all.
GERTER:Name misspelled? Please give correct letter.
VEGETA:Well,I...
GERTER:Correct letter is I. Name is not Not What,but Nit Wit.
VEGETA:Oh brother.
GERTER:Brother is also a nit wit. What was your former occupation?
VEGETA:My name�s Vegeta,you dig! VEGETA!!!!
GERTER:You dig Vegeta.Occupation:Vegeta digger. Now I will conclude your status:Your status is...rejected.
VEGETA:Rrrrr...
(he is ready to blow it up,but hears what Bulma told him earlier.)
BULMA:Vegeta darling,good luck on your interview.And if you see any expensive machinery,be careful not to damage it or even touch.
VEGETA:Rrr....This machine is soooo an ignoremous...
GERTER:Sorry,you�re rejected
VEGETA:...so....dead...need help....I�ll get little Kakerott�s friend to help me...

NEXT DAY.....

GERTER:Hello,what is your last name?
PICCOLO:Piccolo,what�s yours?
GERTER:Huh?
PICCOLO:Pleased to meet you,Huh.The name�s Piccolo.
GERTER:You are making inefficient use of my time! (smoke begins to come from Gerter)
PICCOLO:What was your mother�s occupation?
GERTER:My mother was a duplicating machine...
PICCOLO:What do you do in your spare time?
GERTER:I was not programmed for these questions!
PICCOLO:Oh,you need programming?
(Piccolo presses all the buttons at once.Gerter self destructs amid thick,black,greasy clouds of smoke. Piccolo bounces*)

*Bounce-Ghetto term for �flee�