The Piett Poem
by Benjamin Massey
Okay, so yesterday, I was watching The Empire Strikes Back. For the billionth
time. :P
And this thing got stuck in my head. Since I have
to show it to _somebody_ and can't think of anyplace more appropriate, I'm
posting it here. Don't worry, it isn't long. :P
Who is the one who gets all the fun,
Flying a Super Star Destroyer?
Who is the one who has Rebels on the run?
He'd go up to Mothma and then he'd annoy her.
It's the...Admiral! Admiral!
He isn't just some idle, passing fad-miral!
Who makes old man Ozzel look really quite bad-miral?
The wonderful, powerful, admirable Admiral!
Who is the guy who now gets to fly,
The biggest ship in the Fleet?
Who is the guy who made Ozzel die?
(The new man is certainly elite!)
Oh, Admiral! Admiral!
He gets lots of single girls to go to his pad-miral!
Who is the fleet's bright, strapping lad-miral?
The wonderful, powerful, admirable Admiral!
Who is the dude with a bit of attitude,
Cheeking up to that dope Ozzel?
Who is the dude who is never rude,
And kept staying alive by keeping Vader sozzled?
Oh, Admiral! Admiral!
All the young crew think that he's really rad-miral!
Who's always buying gifts for Luke Skywalker's dad-miral?
The wonderful, powerful, admirable Admiral!
Oh, Admiral! Admiral!
I know that the end of this poem is quite sad-miral!
Oh, Admiral! Admiral!
You are the one who'll kick the Rebels in the nads-miral!
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