ArislanThings they'd never Say in The Heroic Legend of Arislan
or things people will come up with on a mailing list!
Original list courtesy of Inaho Hitoborme.
Arislan
1) Could you leave me alone, I'm dying my hair!
2) KILL THEMMMM! SHOW NO MERCY! TAKE NO PRISONERS!!! SCORCH THE EARTH MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
3) I'm actually a girl.... Gieve: (sarcastic): I'd never guess that in a million years.
4) Lusitania forevvvveeer!!
5) Not tonight Daryoon.
6) *Singing in Falsetto* I feel pretty oh so pretty....
7) MOON PRISM!! POWER!
8)My therapist says I've got a hero-worship complex.
Narsus: Don't worry about it, they told me I've got a bit of a thing for soldiers.
Daryoon: uh...
Narsus
1) Why are you asking me? I don't know anything!
2) D'oh!
3) *Thinking* that was terrible strategy, why did I suggest it?
4) LICK MY BOOTS SLAVE!!
5) Artist Bah, Now I want to be the imperial Ballerina!
Daryoon: You see that is why broke up with him.
Arislan: Aaaaaahhh....
6) I love you Alfreedo.
7) I'm thinking of giving up alcohol.
8) Aaah! A split-end!
9) A reward... you think I can be bought! ...actually, how much are we talking here?
Daryoon
1) SHUT UP ARISLAN!
2) Let the damned Lucitanians have the stupid kingdom.
3) I support Hermes the one true crown prince!
4) Stop flirting with me Narsus!
5) All I've ever wanted from a commission is endless drink and sex, but no, protect the Prince with your life, he says!
6) You know, I don't think all this killing is good for my karma.
7) That's a stupid plan, you know it is! Here, I'll be strategist for a while.
8) Big sticks! I like hitting things with big sticks!
Elam
1) Oh, Alfeedo you're my best friend. Sure we can share the master.
2) You know what I like best about this job, getting to dress like girl! I love it!
3) Oh, go shove it, Narsus, I'm not your slave anymore!
Gieve
1) Pharan-who?
2) .... *Silence*
3) Reward? There's a reward? No, no you keep it.
4) Pharangase just leave me alone, you bitch!
5) You know, I'd really just like to stay here put down some roots.
6) Do you think I should ask Pharangase to marry me?
also... The Top 10 Lines You'll Never Hear Gieve Say
Pharangase
1) Gieve I love you, please take me now!
2) Misra, Naw I converted to Yaldabord!
3) Arislan, can't he fend for himself I'm busy filing my nails?
4) God, I hate this stupid flute!
5) ...so I said 'look mate, I'm a lesbian'.
6) Oi! Daryoon! Lets go for a beer!
Alfreedo
1) Aw, Elam you're so cute!
2) Narsus, who cares about him?
3) You killed my Father he was my only kin! though he was lecher, a drunk- *Thinks* Hey thanks!
4) Narsus? He's like a big sister to me.
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