And the surreal ending…

 

            “Interesting.”  Agent Brown commented to no one in particular, leaning back from the monitor and closing down the window for FanFiction.net.

Jones watched from the doorway, it looked like Brown was reading fanfiction again.  He opened his mouth to make a comment then thought better of it; the last joke he’d made about Brown surfing porn had resulted in an hour-long lecture on the virtues of yaoi fanfiction.  And Jones didn’t think he wanted to spend his lunch hour putting up with that again. 

Of course, he could go to lunch with Smith and Anderson but that would be tantamount to being in a yaoi fanfiction…

He began to head along the corridor, pausing when he heard someone call him

“Where’s Brown?” The female Agent enquired politely.

“Surfing porn.”

She laughed.

“Would you care to go to lunch, Agent Chardonnay?” Jones offered his arm.

“I’d love to.” Was her reply as she slipped her arm through his.

 

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Definitely the End this time.

 

Agent Chardonnay’s first name is Catherine; her middle name is a hacker alias… she was borrowed from The Hyper Angel for the purpose of this bizarreness.

 

Yaoi is a Japanese acronym; in generalisations it is interchangeable with slash.

 

20:11, 22/05/02

Narsus