Alright. I actually intended to confuse you so don't flip. EXPLAINATION!


This is the site of M (A.K.A. Em, A.K.A. E.A.P., A.K.A. Emmsy, A.K.A. "My name is Em, don't call me Emily. I you call me Emily I'll kill you family.") There is no reason for the existence of this site. Absolutely none at all except to write down random information so that instead of endless typing I can throw people a link. Also it is to amuse folks.  As well as amuse me. Matter of fact, that is its main purpose. To make me happy.

.... Ok... I lied. It has two reasons for existing... but come on. That's pathetic.

Let me give you a summery of this site. Alright. Well, those random words on the front page.... those are links to different areas of the site as you must have figured by now since you found this page. The titles of the links are vague... and weird. And because of this you MUST click the link to see what the Hell it means.  YOUR CURIOSITY CONTROLS YOU. YOU MUST CLICK THE LINKS.

As for me... as you flick through the site you'll pretty much piece out what type of person I am... so why bother with a description? I do curse.... and talk about really tripped out things.... so be warned. Also a few of my links are links to rather mature places (NOT PORNO). So once again.... be warned.

I am also a klepto when it comes to things on other people's sites.... like... not evilly so. If they state that they DON'T want their things taken... I wont. But if they don't state such a thing.... Swankh.! I will link back if there's a link to link. So If you stumble upon me and I swankhed a thing of yours.... don't kill me. Plus, you are most likely to awesome to bother yourself with this site anyway. 



In conclusion no one cool gives a crap
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