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POKEMON IS THE ANTI-CHRIST.......
Hokey
Pokey Mon
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By nANCI mEEk 10/99(to the tune Hokey Pokey) Performed on KROQ Los Angeles by Russ Brown
Pokemon is in
TalkingElmo's out
Pokemon is in and it's makin' parents pout
This cartoon is so hokey, pokemon's the anti-christ
I wanna poke my eyeballs out
Dad's goin' broke
pulls his checkbook out
Dad's goin' broke as the money's runnin' out
Gotta buy more pokemon or Junior's gonna shout
It's what commerce is all about
Pokemon is in Elmo
is out
Pokemon is in I wanna pull my eyeballs out
The Southpark Parody it wasn't just a joke
Daddy is goin' broke
Pokemon is
in Take your checkbooks out
Pokemon is in till the money all runs out
Pokemon is costing mom an arm and then a leg
Talking Elmo is out
When school is in Before school
is out
The kids are packin' arms and takin' junior out
They do the hokey pokemon
and trade 'em all about
Elmo is headin' out
Pokemon is in Talking
Elmo's out
Store shelves are stocked but they'll soon be
running out
This time next year we'll wonder what the fuss
was all about
Thank God for VISA clout!
-nm 
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