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Nanci's Song Parodies
TEACH YOUR PARENTS WELL
by nANCI mEEK (to "Teach Your Children Well" by Crosby, Stills, Nash 1/9/00
While your moms were on the road
Crosby had a load
And it came in handy
And so Mom became pregnant
And nine months passed
You're a Crosby baby
Teach your parents well
Rolling Stone did tell
And you'll have to get bi
And 'cause of his wet dreams
The one they picked
Was David Crosby
Don't you ever ask them why
When they tell you, you must try
To just look at them and smile
Know all three love you
And you, in the coming years
Must never fear
What others might say
And so when you, think of your mothers womb
Go clean your room
Your mothers are gay
A cen-sus takers hell
Rolling Stone did tell
And you'll have to get bi
"Hooked" and now he's clean
Melissa's pick
Was David Crosby
Don't you ever ask them why
When they tell you, you must try
To just look at them and smile
Know all three love you
-nm (original words and music by Graham Nash)
"Hi Graham!!!"
Rolling Stone Magazine 
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