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Vaffanculo!

Definition: Fuck you! (literally, go and take it in your ass)

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So you want to learn to swear in Italian? No problem. Here are some really useful words! There are many regional dialects in Italia, but the following should be pretty well understood no matter where you go.

The definitions on this page are not always the literal meaning, but rather the usage equivalent.

un bastardo, un figlio di puttana
a bastard
una brutta, una dispettosa, una schifosa, una strega
a bitch
un pompino
a blow job
merda
shit
un pompinaio, un succhiatore, un leccacazzi, un gustafave
a cocksucker
il cazzo, la minchia, il pistolino, la fava
the prick
la fica, la farfalla, la gnacchera, la toppa
the pussy
chiavare, trombare, fottere
to fuck
essere fottuto
to be fucked up
vaffanculo! vai in culo!
fuck it! fuck off! fuck you!
uno che va in culo a sua madre
a motherfucker
i coglioni, le palle
the balls
una bella fica, una fica pronta
a piece of ass
avere il cazzo in aria
to be pissed off
testa di merda
shithead
le poppe, le cioccie, le tette
the breasts

Piss off vacagare, vai/va a cagare

Don't break my balls non mi rompere le palle, non mi scazzare i coglioni

Waste time = cazzeggiare

Homosexual = finocchio, culo, checca

To fuck = ciulare (Milanese), beciare (Genovese), scopare (Italiano)

Fuck it all = affanculo

What the hell are you talking about = che cazzo stai dicendo?

Fuck you = fottiti (vaffanculo is better)

The balls (a Napoletano) = le uallere

Rompipalle = ball breaker

Sticchiu: Pussy

Spacchiu: (sicilian, some pronounce it spacchio, in a more italian fashion), adj spacchiusu- a
Sperm, cum, trasl. as cool, hot, like in 'Chistu picciotto spacchiusu', 'Chista machina spacchiusa'.


Andate tutti a 'fanculo!
You can all go fuck yourselves!
Nessuno me lo ficca in culo!
Nobody fucks me up the ass!
Tua madre si da per niente!
Your mother gives it away!
Vaffanculo a Lei, la sua moglie, e' la sua madre. Lei e' un cafone stronzo. Io non mangio in questo merdaio! Vada via in culo!
You, sir, go fuck yourself--and your wife and your mother. You are a common turd! I'm not going to eat in this shithouse. Fuck you!
And now the worse words you can say to an Italian....Let's eat at the Olive Garden tonight! OUCH!

Some text taken from the book Merda! The REAL Italian You Were Never Taught in School by Roland Delicio 1993 from Penguin Books.
What? You want more? What kind of a sick bastard are you? Check out the Alternative Italian Dictionary!


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