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Our story opens by introducing the three Konigsberg siblings: Stuart, Ian , and Lizzy. We find that Stuart has just proposed to his girlfriend Debbie, and he runs off to put an announcement in the newspaper. Meanwhile, Lizzy reads this announcement, noticing that Ian is to be the best man. Previously she had hired a hit man to kill Ian, and so is surprised and goes to meet Stuart and kill Ian herself. Upon arrival, she fights with Stuart, revealing the circumstances of the family feud. When Stuart explains the fight to Debbie, he explains his family history. Later Ian is walking the dog and is attacked by Lizzy in the park.. She kills him, and when Stuart and Debbie go and look for him, they find the body and assume the suspect. Just that afternoon, however, Lizzy comes for Stuart in his own home, but this time losing the fight, her life, and her head. In a freak coincidence, 814 also appears, explains his story, and kidnaps Debbie back to his spaceship. The next morning, Stuart is also captured by 814's servant, Cazorp, and is taken to the dungeon of the ship. Using his wits (and an internal monologue), Stuart escapes, rescues Debbie, and goes back to Earth, thanks to Olivia. 814, however, is left with a spaceship about to self-destruct, and escapes this situation by hijacking the Space Shuttle (sequal?). Stuart and Debbie survive, get married, and have a crazy dance scene at the end with everyone who has died during the whole movie. THE END |
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