Welcome to
F.A.Q.
Who are you and what are you
doing here?
I’m
God and this is a website designed for Pue’s Occurrences!
Why
should I follow your cult?
Because 1. It has a religious Holiday every week, a card saying “we put the fun in fundamentalist dogma” and a certificate stating you are my property – what a sweet deal!
Because
2. If you’re current superstitions allow men walking on water, guidelines on
selling your daughters (Exodus. 21: 7),the ability to make up your own god, disallows blood transfusions,
forces you to “hate ourselves and our families” (Luke 14: 26), makes you drink
wired tasting kool-aid or encourages you to piss everyone off by going door to
door than why not join this rule free system!
Because
3. If you’re gullible you won’t need much convincing!
Should any religion that demands we elevate
faith over reason be trusted?
Sure why not?
Is there a better way than reason to acquire
knowledge and truth?
Yes by giving your power of attorney to me!
How do you settle the debate and find out which of these religions, if
any, is the right one?
By getting a “Matthew is always right"
card!
Are you unmercifully taking the piss?
Quite possibly!
Last
updated 24/02/04
Still
under construction, so watch this space for updates
Coming
soon – Flatchos’s world , Jesus strikes back, THD “and the dancing elephant”
and the BMG experience
