Recipe, by Christopher J. O’Brien

My friends, I’ll teach you how to bake a cake

With sugared coating that tastes fine and sweet

And after lesson’s end, if you should meet

A co-worker or classmate, bid her take:

Three cups of sugar and a pound of flour,

Four eggs, a dab of short’ning, or some butter

(Enough to grease the baking pan), and water.

Mix these together, then bake for one hour.

And after sixty minutes, take a toothpick,

Just to verify the cake is ready—

And if it’s burnt, you might have to repeat.

The last thing:  spread the frosting, but not too thick!

            And then you’re done!  So tell Bernice or Betty

            My recipe for cake.  Bon appetit!

 

December 8, 2002

 

 

“The Fox and The Crow” by Aesop.

The Fox and the Crow

A CROW having stolen a bit of meat, perched in a tree and held it in her beak.  A Fox, seeing this, longed to possess the meat himself, and by a wily stratagem succeeded.  "How handsome is the Crow," he exclaimed, in the beauty of her shape and in the fairness of her complexion! Oh, if her voice were only equal to her beauty, she would deservedly be considered the Queen of Birds!"  This he said deceitfully; but the Crow, anxious to refute the reflection cast upon her voice, set up a loud caw and dropped the flesh.  The Fox quickly picked it up, and thus addressed the Crow:  "My good Crow, your voice is right enough, but your wit is wanting."

 

Sonnet:  Adaptation of “The Fox and The Crow” by Christopher J. O’Brien

There was a crow, a lonely lady bird

Who, flying by the dairy, caught the scent

Of freshly-pressed cheese, and down she went

To smell it, picked it up, without a word

Of thanks, she flew off to her treehouse shady

To savor her new goodie for a while.

And on her face, of course, she had a smile—

Until a voice beneath her sighed, “Dear Lady!”

She, looking down, beheld a fox below,

Who flattered her fine plumage and her brains,

And said he hoped that he could hear some strains

Of song from her fine voice.  This pleased the crow.

The vain and foolish girl opened her beak—

The cheese fell—Fox caught it—ran—Oh, the sneak!


 

December 8, 2002

 

Introduction for a “Don Juan”ian Epic about Chris and Amy

By Christopher J. O’Brien

Imagine, if you will, an ancient land:

An aged country sev’ral nations wide,

And rich with lore and legendary pride

And full, within, of legends, vast and grand.

And now, dear reader, I’ll ask you to muse—

For your amusement, maybe, or instead,

Perhaps, instruction—on a man who’ll wed

A native of this country:  one whose views

Are forged by culture of his native place,

His motherland, so distant from his bride’s,

But also with traditions old and hoary.

When these two lovers, tired of the chase,

Get married, next they have to choose which side’s

The one where they will live.  Now, hear my story. . . .

 

Sonnet for my Literature and Writing Students, on the occasion of a sonnet writing assignment related to the “Sonnet Celebration at NYUST 2002”:

 A Student’s Complaint and his Instructor’s Comment

 

“My teacher says my goddam sonnet’s due

“To-morrow, lunchtime; actually, twelve noon.

“I can’t believe it, but in fact it’s true:

“The month since he assigned it passed so soon!

“I’ve scribbled, doodled, scratched out, and defaced

“My paper:  ‘t looks like soldiers marched upon it!

“Creative writing’s just not to my taste.

“One trochee’s Okey Dokey—but a sonnet?!

“To join a grand tradition that’s Shakesperian’s

“A ‘far, far better thing’ than what I ‘wantest.’

“My major’s MIS!  I’ve no experience,

“Nor any wish to enter this dumb contest!”

            Well—I suggest, if you would be a writer,

            Get started early!  Don’t pull an all-nighter.


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