Artist: Ray Parker Jr
Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Jr.
Artist: Ray Parker Jr
HAMBURGERS-Chris O'Brien
June 10, 2003  (First version, 1984)
Parody of "Ghostbusters" by Ray Parker, Jr.

GHOSTBUSTERS!
If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!

If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

If you're seeing things
running through your head
Who can you call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!

An invisible man sleeping in your bed
Ow, who you gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Who you gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!

If you're all alone,
pick up the phone
And call
GHOSTBUSTERS!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
Ooh, I hear it likes the girls
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!
If you've had a dose of a
freaky ghost, baby
You'd better call
GHOSTBUSTERS!

Lemme tell you somethin':
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost



Don't get caught alone, oh no
GHOSTBUSTERS!

When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
GHOSTBUSTERS!
Ow!

Who you gonna call
GHOSTBUSTERS!
{Repeat to fade}

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HAMBURGERS!
If your oven range
Cooks the same old food
Whatcha gonna eat?
HAMBURGERS!

If you're sick of knives,
Salad forks, and spoons,
Whatcha gonna eat?
HAMBURGERS!

I ain't gonna play host
Don't eat bacon and toast

Want cholesterol
running through your veins?
What can you eat?
HAMBURGERS!

A frying pan soaking in your sink?
Ow, Whatcha gonna eat?
HAMBURGERS!

Ain't like cookin' a roast
Mustard, lettuce, and B. B. Q.
Whatcha gonna eat?
HAMBURGERS!

If you want some bread,
Packed in styrofoam
To go,
Get HAMBURGERS!

I ain't 'fraid of Rolaids.
I eat them till I burst.
I ain't afraid of no cardiovascular disease!
Naw, naw, naw, naw

Whatcha gonna eat?
HAMBURGERS!
If you're tired of lots of
Cookin' pots, baby
You'd better call
HAMBURGERS!

Lemme tell you somethin':
I'm a fan of fast food!

I ain't afraid of no goats' (meat),
Horses, doggies, or stoats--
Any kind of compost
(SPOKEN:  Just add some ketchup)

Don't eat just a cone, oh no
McDON- - -  (SPOKEN:  Micky D's!)

When you're done with your chores
Unless you just want some albacore,
Get a dozen drive-thru
HAMBURGERS!
Ow!

What you gonna eat?
HAMBURGERS!
What you gonna eat?
HAMBURGERS!
And when you gonna eat?
HAMBURGERS!
No, I said WHEN you gonna eat?
HAMBURGERS!
Actually I want to know the time when you're gonna eat!
HAMBURGERS!
What's the o'clock when you're going to consume the fast food delicacy?
HAMBURGERS!
Oh, never mind. . . .
HAMBURGERS!
Well then, WHAT you gonna eat?
SIX-THIRTY!
Oh, whatever. . .
(SPOKEN:  Thank you, may I take your order, please?)



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