look out, kitty's on the loose. my friends call me kitty because i am so cool. my favorite color is blue as you can see from my background.
here is my angry recipe for brownies:
add 2 eggs, brown sugar, and instant brownie mix into a bowl and stir. bake for 10 minutes on high. go screw yourself.
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i can't wait until i turn 16. then i will have a car and boys will like me more. but i don't want to end up like princess diana so i will avoid high speeds and arab people. the coolest people in the world history (top ten):
1. Posh Spice
2. Sporty Spice
3. Baby Spice
4. Brad Pitt
5. Eve
6. Laura Croft
7. Me
8. Prince William
9. Joan of Arc
10. The cast of Dawson's Creek
(this is not official or anything.)
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Here is my poem called "I Think." I took the idea from Alanis Morrisette and her list songs, btw I think she sucks.� My poem:
I think unemployed people should be given jobs cleaning toilets so they learn the value of a hard days work,
I think fat people should apologize for not trying to be more attractive,
I think boys are stupid but in all-girls schools people become lesbians,
I think Posh Spice is the most feminist woman on the planet,
I think the government should give animals welfare and not alcoholic ghetto moms,
I think Jesus is totally annoying,
I think babies are retarded,
I think school would be more interesting if it only lasted 15 minutes a day,
I think really little girls who don't wear tops at the beach should be arrested,
I think people shouldn't be allowed to beg for money unless they are missing at least one arm or leg,
I think boys who play wind instruments are gay,
I think I am so right.
Here will be links when I get to it:
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