| MY DIARY October 29, 2000 Dear Diary Spent most of the day emailing people who post pictures of their family members on their websites telling them how ugly they are. Found a link that said, "I need pictures of malnourished children!" October 30, 2000 Dear Diary, I think smoking is gross but Missy said it is actually cool. I heard that it makes you give birth to retards but I love retards ever since I saw Leonardo Dicaprio play the retarded kid in Gilbert Grape. I am still not going to smoke though. October 31, 2000 Dear Diary, Halloween, wow! I totally didn't go out tonight because I am only 13 and boys are stupid. November 1, 2000 Maybe I am destined for greatness. Then I will become famous and when people ask me where I went to school I'll say, "I went to a school where all the girls were dykes especially Missy Sherston." And it will be in People and no one will ever have sex with her. November 2, 2000 I saw a picture of a fetus today and it amazes me people don't abort them more often. If I saw one in my room I would totally crush it. I told Missy and she was all like, "Or so now you're feminist-pro-choice too?" Bitch, I was before her. November 3, 2000 It just occurred to me that 99% of the people in my grade are total fuckheads. November 4, 2000 So my parents are all excited about the election. They're both voting for Bush because apparently if Gore wins the Jews will take over the world. I think Bush is cuter but Shaston said Republicans are stupid. But Missy said Shaston is a total slut. November 5, 2000 I was thinking of getting my hair cut really short like Posh Spice, sorry, Victoria Adams. But then my mom said I couldn't because it would make me look butch and I think she's right now. November 6, 2000 I hate riding the bus. When I get older I am going to sneak on the bus and hand out crack to kids just to show everyone how stupid this whole system is. November 7, 2000 For English today we had to write about a lyric that meant something to us. I chose "itchywitchy yaya, they call me DaDa, 6 million ways to murder choose one, lose one soul body turns cold, natural fright from niggaz going bump in the night." Sometimes Dr. Dre is just so right on it's worth getting a crappy grade. November 8, 2000 We played some stupid geography game today and when I didn't know a question about germany I said I don't care what happens in some stupid nazi country and the teacher made me stay after and read a book on german history in detention. But the whole time I stared at the bottom of the page and thought up ways to destroy him. Like cut off his hands and tape poison ivy to his genitals. November 9, 2000 I answered all the questions right on the biology test Missy flunked and I totally rubbed it in her face. Then she was like "blow me, my parents have more money than yours." I said you can't blow a girl but I don't think she understood because she flunked biology. November 10, 2000 Looking back on this year and all we've gone through I've got to say: this totally blows. November 11, 2000 I read my horoscope and it said I should look for a romantic encounter with an old friend. All my friends are girls so I wrote "lesbians!" all over the horoscope page. But then my mom started reading it and I tried to convince her Dad wrote it. I really need to work on my lying. November 12, 2000 There is a new boy in class who is so cute but he doesn't talk to me. So I'm thinking he is gay, or maybe just sort of retarded. November 13, 2000 Oh God why do you taunt me so? Why is the new Spice Girls' album such crap? I have to admit the outfits are cool and Posh doesn't look very fat for being pregnant, but the music is almost as shitty as Insane Clown Posse now. January 15, 2001 I don't mean to get philosophical, but I was wondering what makes someone a person. I mean, if you put my class in a big cage, would we try and throw our own shit at each other like monkeys in the zoo do? January 16, 2001 |