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Lucy: the bitching and cooking one
Cathy: the "cooking" and mud one
Mandy: tent keeper upper and bitching one
Lynne: the frisbee and abducted one
Steph: the tent sleeping arranger and mud one
Chloe:The "navigator" and frisbee one
Here are some of the more hilarious quotes from the trip:
"Damn I forgot the glue sticks!" -Lucy
"But I'm not a serial cricket squasher!" -Mandy
"What's Mr.Jewitt doing with a horse?""Maybe it's his girlfriend" -Cathy and Lucy
"Why are all the sheep pissing?" -Lucy
"Where's the conker vodka?" -Lucy
"The sheep are giving me evils!" -Mandy
"I seriously think that the person who painted this was on LSD" -Mandy
"Pull me it'll be fun, honest!" -Cathy
"I don't like hills. Let's burn one" -Lucy
"Countryside is big" -Cathy
"Where are we?""That's an excellent question" -Mandy and Chloe
"Lucy can tighten the guys then I can fiddle with them" -said by Chloe and noticed by Lucy
"Help it's an evil alien!!""No Cathy it's a chestnut" -Cathy and Lucy
"Lucy did you just call me a trangier?" -Cathy
"Why did no-one think to bring coffee? Let's build a Starbucks!" -Lucy
"I'm going to ignore the fact that the tent is falling down" -Mandy
"Mandy! There are no chestnuts in the chestnuts!" -Lucy
"Mandy stop stealing the carbohydrates!" -Cathy
"Dude where's my fork?""Where's your fork dude?" -Lynne and Steph
"Your socks do not rule they are merely second in command!" -Lucy
"Mermaids-American Cheerleaders with fins" -Lucy
"Who dares call the giant glo-worm a possesed cucumber?" -Mandy
"Who put their deep cleansing wipe in my shoe?" -Unknown
"Not crap, mud. Crap is coming later" -Cathy
"That's not a car it's a shiny blue tree" -Chloe
"Stop hitting God!" -Lucy to Mandy
"Can we go in there and find Frodo please?" -Mandy
"Help I'm being pulled!" "No you're not if you were you couldn't say. Your lips would be otherwise engaged" -Chloe and Lucy
"That's a pub or else it's a very well equiped bus stop" -Cathy
"This must be the Mogador rush hour" -Mandy
"Lucy you pull too hard!" -Chloe
"Why can't you just pull yourself?!" -Steph
"Hello" this needs to be explained but I can't be arsed! -Lucy
"Great one" -Lucy
"Where's Gaelen?!" -Cathy
"Smalls." -Lucy
"I'm not drunk!" -Gaelen
"Quasimodo the green furry hunchback of Durham cathedral and Bob (e) his gay psysic pet armidilo" -Group effort
"Meow" *nuzzling* - Cathy and Lucy