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Hi Yah!! Kung Fu!! Yes it is I Mo McFinnigan Goddess of Hate and Depression Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Ahhhhh. . . . I see you are on my web site. . . .that is good. . . very good. You obviously have good taste. . . . . very good taste in fact. This is the best website in the world because it is mine and I rock!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!! We should probably now get on to the subject of this page (and of the whole website in general) that subject would of course be ME. What's that I hear you say? "Who else would it be about?"? Well no one else of course because this is my web site. It's mine I tell you. . ALL MINE!! Ahem. I'm sorry I must apologise for my behaviour. I haven't taken my medication yet. Note to self: take madication. I think that right about n---o---w NO not yet. . . . . .NOW!! NOW we should get should probably get on to the subject of this section (no not ME we'll get back to that later), this subject of course being . . . . Films! First Things First Aren't they always? First THings First I mean. If first things didn't go first but went second then they wouldn't be first would they? They would be second. Anyway. . . . .films eh? I love films and because I love films everyone loves films because I'm great and you all worship me!! Here is my quick list of my Top 10 films that you will all love because I do and I'm great!!HA!!: 1. The Nightmare Before Christmas- singing Skeletons!! 2. Edward Scissorhands- Shears for hands in pastel subburbia 3.One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest- Piss up in a mental asylum... 4. A Clockwork Orange- twisted, cinematic genius 5. Addams Family (both)- my mentors 6. Batman quartet- is he good or evil?Directed by T.Burton it's got to be good! 7. Frankenstein-Kenneth Branagh and general cool 8. A Beautiful Mind- cool psycological thriller 9. Mars Attacks- Burton Comic..classic! 10. The Ring- twisted, sinsiter.... but not scary. Some films of course should be shot and stamped on. Such as Harry Potter 1, Spice World and The Lord of The Rings cartoon version. Second things Second We've been through this before so I won't go throught it again. Books. . . well I love books so you all will too!!. Although all the decent books (yes they do exist) are usually placed at the backs of the top shelves by the nerdy shop assistants. In this weary world of ours there is no way you mere mortals will be able to choose a decent book by yourselves so I have compliled a list of my Top 10 books to help you because my dears I am God. 1. The Lord Of the Rings- possibly the greatest book ever written 2. Gormenghast- V.creepy...... v.me 3. Gone with The Wind- a good book for a summers day 4. Bored of the Rings- quite simply, hilarious 5. Reaper Man- Terry Pratchett at his best 6. Les Miserables- story about the French revolution and characters with names i can't pronounce 7. The Turn of the Screw- horror...basic,...thrilling. How it was meant to be. 8.The Exorcist- Classic, quite frankly 9. The Way we live now- politics, power, passion and corruption in Victorian London 10. Jane Eyre/ Villette- oldies but goodies for those of us with more refined taste Some books however deserve to be shot, burned and then stamped on. Im talking about books such as those Harry Potter spin offs and those crap books you get free with magazines promoting T.V. programms such as Dawson's Creek. Right well I ran out of space on this page so click below to go to this page carried on: |
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