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It’s still the 'Bain' of Barbara’s 10-year marriage to
Martin Landau
Liz
Taylor didn’t want my husband Source: Motion Picture 08/1967
Most
people today would consider Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor the
Royal Couple of motion pictures. And Alfred Lunt and Lynn Fontanne
most certainly are The Mr. and Mrs. of the legitimate theater,
Television has now entered the golden era, for it too has its dramatic
Royal Couple – Martin Landau and Barbara Bain, stars of Mission:
Impossible.
"A large segment of our viewers
aren’t even aware that we’re married," explains Martin.
"You should read some of Barbara’s fan mail!"
"And what about your mail?"
asks Barbara, her deep blue eyes flashing devilishly. "All those
girls writing to say they dream about you every night, can’t live
without you. What about those?"
"Let’s not overlook your proposals,"
counters Martin.
"But they’re all from little boys
between 9 and 11," muses Barbara. "I’m their first crush
– the first woman in their lives – unless, of course, little boys
of today get involved while they’re still in the cradle."
"Boys of all ages get your message,
sweetheart," exclaims Martin, moving restlessly around the cozy
den of their lovely West Los Angeles home. "Why, at the National
Association of Broadcasters Convention, I spotted two delegates –
certainly not little boys – standing in front of an enormous color
photo of you. As I walked over, I heard one say, 'That chick drives me
crazy.' The other said, 'If I have only one life to live, let me live
it with a blonde like that!'"
"Darling, you’re making that
up!"
"I’m not. It’s true,"
swears Martin.
"Why, how absolutely lovely!"
laughs Barbara heartily. "What else did they have to say about me?"
"Not a thing. I told them that after
10 years of marriage, you were still driving me crazy."
"Do I really, darling?"
"You do. And you know it."
This wacky repartee between the Landaus
attests to the solidity of their wonderfully warm marriage.
"A number of our friends have asked
what we can possibly find to talk about at home after working together
all day," explains Barbara. "Now, I honestly can’t tell
you what we do talk about; but talk we do. Constantly!"
"Let’s face it, sweetheart,"
interrupts Martin, "we’ve been talking ever since we exchanged
I do’s."
"I sometimes think we got married
just so we could continue our conversations far into the night,"
reasons Mrs. L.
"That’s what you think!"
exclaims Mr. L., conjuring up a lecherous grin.
Martin (Barbara insists that hubby gets
first billing, even in private life) and Barbara claim to be living
repudiation of the old adage: "First impressions are lasting
impressions." Their historic encounter took place in 1956 when
Barbara, who was attempting to support herself in New York and pay for
dancing and dramatic lessons by modeling, showed up at an acting class
directed by Martin.
"I took one look and immediately
disliked her. First of all, she was late for class. No one seriously
interested in the theater is ever late," thunders Martin. "Secondly,
she was dressed too well. White gloves, high heels, even a hat. And,
her makeup was too much, too correct. What I thought was, 'There’s a
girl who’s come to join the class not because she wants to be an
actress, but because she thinks it’s the smart thing to do.' But I
didn’t know she’d just rushed over from a photographic session."
"You could have asked?" she
teases.
"I wasn’t interested," he
retorts.
"I certainly wasn’t interested in
you," counters Barbara. "I took one look at Martin and
thought to myself, 'Now, there’s a real bum.' You see, he was
wearing black corduroy pants, black corduroy jacket, and he even
seemed to have a black corduroy face. His hair was every which way.
And there was an air of arrogance about him I couldn’t stand."
"That wasn’t arrogance,"
corrects Martin, "That was naked hostility."
"Is that what it was?" laughs
Barbara. "I didn’t know. I’d never seen it so naked before."
"I was an angry young man, dedicated
to my art, and being eaten alive inside because I wasn’t working at
my profession. That’s enough to make anyone hostile."
A few weeks after this
dislike-at-first-sight meeting, they bumped into each other at a party.
"Literally bumped," recalls
Martin. "The place was so dimly fit I had trouble seeing myself."
"You didn’t bump into me – you
crashed into me! Practically knocked me off my feet. Come to think of
it, you did. I was a funny thing; there he was wearing his old black
corduroy pants and jacket, but something was different. Something had
happened."
"What happened was we started
talking and we’ve been at it ever since," says Martin as he
shifts his lean 6'2'' frame in the big barrel-back leather chair.
"Of course, the fact that neither of us had a job didn’t stop
us from getting married."
"Right after the ceremony, we had to
rush off. No, not off on a honeymoon, but off in opposite directions.
Martin had to go downtown to the unemployment office to pick up his
check. I had to go uptown on an interview for a modeling job, which I
didn’t get."
"Most of our friends were budding
writers, actors, directors. Budding meant out of work,"
elaborates Martin. "But we were busy. I’d say we were the
busiest out-of-work people in New York City. You see, we all had a
common enemy – starvation. To keep our minds off our stomachs,
we’d get together and talk about plays and movies. We'd read scripts.
We'd act scenes and eat scenes. Shelley Berman, even though he was
working, was a part of the group."
In their tastefully decorated home (Barbara’s
handiwork), the theater’s influence is everywhere. The shelves in
the den, the recreation room, the hallways are all bulging with books
on and about the theater. They have biographies and autobiographies of
all of the theater’s giants, the complete works of just about every
major dramatist and, of course, the writings and teachings of
Stanislavski, their avowed leader. Old playbills and theater posters,
attractively mounted and framed, dot the walls throughout the house.
The Landaus have two daughters – Susan, 6, and Juliet, 2 – and
even in their rooms there is a touch of the theater in a delightful
series of sketches and prints of Peter Pan portrayed by Maude Adams,
Eve Le Gallienne and Mary Martin.
"Our honeymoon was in the truest
tradition of the theater," reports Barbara, who not only has
looks and brains but a vibrant personality that ranges from lofty
regality to outlandish clowning – all in the gentle span of a smile.
"We toured the country for eight months with Edward G. Robinson
in Middle Of The Night. When we played Los Angeles, Alfred Hitchcock
came to see the show. The very next morning he signed Martin for the
role of the menacing gunman in North By Northwest. When the film was
completed we sent our trunks back to New York; but even before we
could get reservations on a plane, Lewis Milestone called Martin for a
role in Pork Chop Hill."
Born and raised in the heart of bustling
New York, the 36-year-old Landau is an intense, highly nervous,
fidgeting, finger-tapping man. You can believe him when he says he has
to force himself to relax. Fortunately he has found a way.
"Three years ago, when we finally
decided that Hollywood was going to be our home base ..."
"We'd been out here several years,"
interrupts Barbara, "but because we never had any feeling of
permanency, we always rented places on a monthly basis. To show you
how insecure we were, we used to tell each other not to waste money on
a six-pack!"
"As I started to say,"
continues Martin, giving his wife a menacing look, "three years
ago we finally decided to buy a home. When Barbara saw this plave she
fell madly in love with its old English look, its beamed ceilings. Me?
I fell in love with the pool table that went with the place. Now, when
I get home at night, I unwind over that pool table."
Yet it there is one thing Chicago-born Barbara Bain Landau
knows for sure, it is that she’s married to an actor of tremendous
talent and scope. Her assessment isn’t just wifely pride. It is an
opinion shared by the toughest critics from coast to coast, who have
praised Martin from his Broadway debut in Detective Story to his
numerous television appearances in Playhouse 90, The U.S. Steel Hour,
and other prestige dramatic shows. And they praised him for his varied
movie roles in Cleopatra, The Greatest Story Ever Told and Hallelujah
Trail – his howlingly successful comedy caper as the grunting
Indian.
Barbara, whose television roles have run
the gamut of dumb blonde to sultry siren, thinks of herself first as
Mrs. Landau, wife and mother, then as Barbara Bain the actress. She
proved this when she shelved her own career for 18 months to accompany
Martin to Rome for most of the filming of Cleopatra.
"You remember all those headlines
about the Taylor-Burton romance?" asks Barbara. "Well, every
morning when Martin would leave for the studio, my neighbors in the
building where we lived would call out, 'You won’t see him again.
Leet-za will get him!' And then, when he’d come home, they’d shout,
'Ah, your husband really loves you. Leet-za no get him today.' Every
night Martin came home, and he kept coming home. I began to lose face
with my neighbors. And I also began to get mad. Why didn't Leet-za get
him? One night I asked Martin what Elizabeth had said to him that day.
'Nothing.' he answered. 'Don’t think she even noticed me.' Right
there and then I knew that Elizabeth Taylor was really, truly and
deeply in love with Richard Burton: for if she hadn’t been, she most
surely would have noticed my husband. I’m not the least bit
surprised that girls write to say they dream about him. He’s that
kind of man."
And he must certainly be, for even when little Susan Landau
watched Mission: Impossible and sees her daddy kissing another woman,
she’s absolutely beside herself with jealousy. "When I kiss
another man on the show," says Barbara, "she pays no
attention at all, or if she does, her comment generally runs something
like, 'Oh, Daddy’s nicer.'"
Asked why after vowing never to do a
television series he had agreed to do Mission, Martin explains:
"At the risk of sounding terribly corny, I’ve always been more
interested in my growth as an actor than in the growth of my bank
account. I’ve religiously turned down series because I feel playing
one character week after week is like treading water – you get
nowhere. But in our show, while I play one character, that character
is called upon each week to assume the identity of another. It’s
like being in a repertory company.
"Now, I’m not belittling actors
who do play the same role month after month, sometimes even year after
year. It’s great for them, but it would never do for me. It would
kill me, literally kill me."
"Last year Martin was only going to
guest on four of the shows and ended up doing 26 episodes. I used to
call him the 'in-resident guest star'," laughs Barbara, who just
win an Emmy as Best Actress in a TV series for her continuing role in
Mission: Impossible on CBS.
"You could say I was the Monty
Woolly of television," reasons Martin. "I was the guest who
came for the season!"
Do the Landaus have a magic formula for
their obviously blissful union which has weathered so many seasons?
"We spend a lot of time laughing,"
says Mr. Landau.
"And, talking," adds Mrs.
Landau. "And of course a lot of loving. A lot of loving." Not a bad formula – laughing, talking and lots o‘ lovin‘. Married folks everywhere take note: A happy marriage can be a mission possible.
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