Fission Impossible?
For 19 Years, Barbara’s Been The Bain Of Martin Landau’s
Existence
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Author: Jerene Jones
The assignment that Martin Landau and Barbara Bain drew last
year could have been dreamed up by their old taskmaster at Mission:
Impossible. They were to pack up their two daughters mid-semester,
rent out their Tudor-style Beverly Hills mansion, and move to England.
There, they’d begin shooting an implausible sci-fi epic that (according
to the producer) would be the most expensive TV series ever made but
had been rejected by all three U.S. networks. If it flopped,
presumably they’d all self-destruct.
But by that point, Landau and Bain
figured out was ignobly just to rest on their residuals – after all,
they were the Lunt & Fontanne of video land. So they uprooted
themselves to London and happiness at Moonbase Alpha. To earthlings,
that is the intergalactic HQ of Space: 1999, the syndicated series
that , during its first year, spread to 155 U.S. cities and 101
countries, cornering the market on disenfranchised Star Trekkies
everywhere.
More startling perhaps than even the ratings success of their
discount 2001 is the fact that the show’s stars have themselves
remained in the same orbit through two decades in their dicey
business. The trick, Martin explains firmly, is "we never play
married." So Rollin Hand didn’t lay a glove on Cinnamon Carter
in Mission: Impossible, and Commander John Koenig and Dr. Helena
Russell maintain separate quarters on Moonbase Alpha. (Next season,
though, Space: 1999's scriptwriters plan to warm up their robot like
characters with some preliminary erotic stirrings.)
Familiarity apparently breeds content. "WE got married
because we wanted to be together," says Barbara, 41. "The
way it started out was: Be nice to the one who’s working. But the
joke was on us because we were both working. So now it’s just: Be
nice." Martin, 47, claims their empathy is so strong "I can
tell when she walks into a room." By way of proof of his marital
telepathy (or perhaps that he’s seen too many of his own shows), he
suddenly turns around, and there she is. Barbara has it, too. "If
I’m at a big party, I’ll know when he’s left the room."
From their very first encounter, there were vibes – all bad.
Barbara was modeling in Manhattan and appeared one day at a "little,
dirty, terrible loft" where Martin was teaching acting. "I
thought she was an empty-headed model, a magazine cover wired for
sound," he recalls. As for himself, he concedes, "I had hair
down to my shoulders, a beard and mustache. I was crude and rude."
Barbara concurs. "He was dressed from head to toe in black and
was very sinister. I thought he was arrogant, stupid – and all the
things," she now finds, "he isn’t."
A few weeks later they clashed again at a party. "We were
talking and arguing until the sun came up," Martin remembers.
"The degree of emotion involved wasn’t just an ordinary dislike
of each other." "Then we walked down Park Avenue,“ Barbara
continues, "and Martin said something so ridiculous that we fell
down in the street, laughing." Later, Landau recounts,
"Barbara know we were going to get married when I stopped buying
two of everything – two records, two books ..." Mid-work, they
managed a city hall ceremony, but 10 days later they appeased their
miffed families with a rerun in a country club (with a rabbi
officiating).
Neither Bain nor Landau was earmarked for acting. She grew up a
grocery wholesaler’s daughter in Chicago, where her parents had
immigrated from Russia. After graduating in sociology from the
University of Illinois, she went to New York to study with Martha
Graham. "I wasn’t as good as I wanted to be," she explains,
"and dance was then too remote from the rest of the world. It
became lots of misery." She defected to acting and remembers,
"When my feet landed on that stage I felt like I was touching
home. I was terrible but I loved it."
Landau is a Brooklyn kid whose father was a machinist. By 16,
Martin was an accomplished enough illustrator to draw for the New York
Daily News. He then studied art at Pratt Institute but dropped out for
the theater. He played summer stock, won admittance to the Actors
Studio (one of three accepted in an audition group of 2.000) and has
since become the rare performer who can claim, "I haven’t been
out of work for 20 years."
He and Barbara toured with Edward G. Robinson in Paddy
Chayefsky’s Middle of the Night. When it closed finally in L.A.,
they decided to stay for a two-week vacation and never left. With his
glowering, saturnine visage, Martin was a natural heavy in movies like
North by Northwest. Barbara, the classic ice blonde, trod the TV
route, guesting in the whole gamut from Bonanza to the Smothers
Brothers. They finally scored together in Mission: Impossible, for
which Barbara copped a record three straight Emmys. Then, when the
producer balked at a Landau pay demand after their third season, he
walked, and Bain loyally followed. (The series was never as compelling
with their successors, who included Leonard Nimoy and Lesley Ann
Warren.)
With Space: 1999, Landau and Bain are living in London like
peers of the realm. Every day between 6 and 7 a.m. they are
chauffeured to the set in a Rolls Silver Cloud ill. They take their
tea and lunch breaks in their opulent (and separate) dressing rooms.
"We treat each other as professionals when we’re working,"
he explains. "Each of us makes a little space for the other.
Otherwise it gets too clubby."
According to Barbara, their daughters, Susie, 15, and Julie,
11, are finding "nothing but fun" and new perspectives in
London. "They grew up in southern California and never saw a
pedestrian before," she cracks. A recent visitor was Lucas
Reiner, the 15-year-old brother of Rob, All in the Family’s "Meathead".
Their folks, Carl and Estelle Reiner, spend every Thanksgiving with
Martin and Barbara. "We've adopted each other as families,"
explains Bain. Seven years ago he and Estelle decided their kids
didn’t get enough "crowd experience" at snobby Beverly
Hills H.S. So the families now combine on a "totally nonposh"
annual picnic, inviting 100 friends for such hoi polloi pleasures as
sack races.
A live-in Spanish couple maintains the five-story, 18th-century
Landau-Bain townhouse in London’s Chester Square. It’s a nice job
– the family rarely entertains, and the worst that happens is Martin
occasionally gets a 4 a.m. whim to wok up Oriental dishes. Landau also
paints and writes, including a script for a film which he hopes to
produce about the suicide of a friend.
Bain’s release is needlepoint. She and Martin recently
collaborated on a wool rug. He designed the arabesque pattern; she
stitched it. "Barbara and I complement each other," he says,
"but we also have our differences. I like the sun; she doesn’t
She is not an outdoor person." Anything else? Oh, yes. Bain chews
(Juicy Fruit); Landau doesn’t. Basically, and despite her
freeze-dried TV persona, Barbara is an adaptable down-to-earth mother.
"Into the next week is as far as I can look," she says.
"I have always gone with the wind.