Bhelliom: but if you need a hand to kick his ass, promise me a few scraps
Klael: *lol*
Klael: yeah, oh boy *lol* now talking to you, I only realize, just HOW pissed off I am
Bhelliom: somethings we don't realize until we find ourselves ranting about them
Klael: yeah!! You are right!
Klael: I mean ARGH *lol*
Bhelliom: feel free to scream and rant
Bhelliom: I'm listening
Klael: *grmbl* *rant* *tantrum*
Bhelliom: that's the spirit!

Klael: and then we'll lock the door behind us!
Bhelliom: sounds like a plan huh?
Klael: yes! *lol*

Bhelliom: our little gang, but none of the others!
Klael: exactly!
Klael: and HE is NOT UP HERE!
Bhelliom: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Plotting Destruction

Bhelliom: we must continue our plotting *snigger*
Bhelliom: *manical laughter*
Klael: *lol*
Klael: well, I'd like to put a couple of nettles into his underwear!
Bhelliom: and accidentally dye all of his clothes pink
Klael: no, ORANGE!!
Bhelliom: including those expensie shirts he has
Bhelliom: yes, orange is good!
Klael: especially those and make sure, they are not only washed out orange, but also washed out blue!
Bhelliom: yes, that's even better *snigger*
Klael: hehe
Klael: and make sure all his cereals are always soggy
Klael: and put wet sponges into his shoes
Bhelliom: yes, that's even better!
Klael: cut holes in all his pants
Klael: *lol*
Bhelliom: and make warts pop up on his nose
Klael: yes!
Bhelliom: and tape "kick me" signs on his back all of the time
Klael: and die his hair purple!
Bhelliom: and orange
Klael: tatoo "mentally challenged" onto his forehead
Bhelliom: and blue
Bhelliom: ooooh, that one OWNS!
Klael: haha *lol*
Klael: hex his bud to be covered on boils
Bhelliom: how about kicking out a couple of teeth, making him wear fake teeth?
Klael: yeah!
Bhelliom: and grease in his hair
Klael: or hexing him, in a way, that he has a pinoccio nose and everytime he doesn't do what we want, it grows
Bhelliom: oooh, that's a good one
Bhelliom: and a bat-bogey hex
Klael: YEAH!!

Bhelliom: poor GUY, I can just imagine him with all of these things happening to him
Bhelliom: imagine how he'd look
Klael: I DON'T care *lol*
Klael: well I'd care about having a good time!
Bhelliom: yeah, but having a good time while laughing our asses of while looking at him then...?
Klael: Jeez, I am such a bitch!! *lol*
Klael: YES!
Bhelliom: welcome to Bitches 'r' us
Klael: we sooooo need to have a place to be bitchy!! *lol*
Klael: somewhere to BASH people!!
Bhelliom: rofl
Bhelliom: yes
Klael: like shitty GUY!
Bhelliom: YES!

Klael: pierce both his ears and connect them with a VERY short chain either in front or behind his head!
Klael: which one do you think is better?
Bhelliom: you're officially my torture goddess!
Klael: YEAH!
Bhelliom: and behind his head - more painful
Klael: well, in front of his head would give him Dumbo ears!! on the long run in front of his head would be funner!
Bhelliom: hmm.. painful or funny?
Bhelliom: let's go for funny
Klael: yeah! *lol* *flap flap*
Klael: after a few years, we can tell him, that he can fly with those ears and accompanie him to a HIGH mountain!
Klael: and then we sit back and watch! *lol*
Bhelliom: yes, and then we cut off the ears!
Bhelliom: while we push him off the cliff
Klael: *lol*
Klael: how about entering him for the next Big Brother show, as the one person who'S only wearing a bast skirt!!
Bhelliom: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
Klael: or smeer him with Honey and lock him up with a swarm of angry wasps
Bhelliom: naw, that'd be too much for him to wear... we'll lock him up in the BB house in a miniature thong
Klael: *rofl*
Bhelliom: me, sadistic? nooooo!
Klael: a green one with "bring your own magnifiying glas" written on it