Have you even wanted to harass a Canadian, but wasn't sure how to do it???� We'll show you how!
Step two:� Tie their feet behind their head
Step Three:� Get Martha Stewart to pour Maple Syrup on their head. (This is the most expensive step)
Step Four: Get a Moose to lick it off.
O Canada!
Our fathers' land of old
Thy brow is crown'd with leaves of red and gold.
Beneath the shade of the Holy Cross
Thy children own their birth
No stains thy glorious annals gloss
Since valour shield thy hearth.
Almighty God! On thee we call
Defend our rights, forfend this nation's thrall,
Defend our rights, forfend this nation's thrall.
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada!
in praise of thee we sing;
From echoing hills our anthems proudly ring.
With fertile plains and mountains grand
With lakes and rivers clear,
Eternal beauty, thos dost stand
Throughout the changing year.
Lord God of Hosts! We now implore
Bless our dear land this day and evermore,
Bless our dear land this day and evermore.
O Canada!
Our home and native land
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise
The True North strong and free!
And stand on guard, O Canada
We stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, glorious and free,
We stand on guard, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!
O Canada,
our heritage, our love
Thy worth we praise all other lands above.
From sea to see throughout their length
From Pole to borderland,
At Britain's side, whate'er betide
Unflinchingly we'll stand
With hearts we sing, "God save the King",
Guide then one Empire wide, do we implore,
And prosper Canada from shore to shore
American Vacationers got the surprise of their lives on Thursday, when they went fishing at Red Lake, and discovered this man, swimming naked next to their boat. After performing a magnificent backstroke maneuver, this Fabio look alike then went streaking through the woods. The enamored ladies tracked him down, and took pictures of this hunk outside of his residence, and after properly dressing him, they took another picture for this newsletter.
THE CANADIAN BUTT BUMP!!!!