| 1. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? 2. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? 3. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? 4. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? 5. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways 6. Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? 7. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? 8. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? 9. Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows? 10. Why are pennies bigger than dimes? 11. How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter? 12. Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog buns come in packs of 10? 13. Why is the blackboard sometimes green? 14. Why do they call it a black light when it's really purple? 15. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 16. Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A? 17. Why are buttons on guys' shirts on a different side than girls' shirts? 18. If bunnies don't lay eggs why is it on Easter that we get eggs from the Easter Bunny? 19. Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hello hello"? 20. How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white? 21. Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? Don't you have to get up to get to the tape? 22. Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons? 23. If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? 24. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? 25. Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? Compiled by: me |
| A Compiled List of: Hmmm...Curiousness... Things to Ponder |