As far as romantic comedies are
concerned, there seems to be a trend that toys with the idea of fate and
postpone what is unpostponable, which is the fact that both protagonists meet
and fall in love with each other. Some would say that once these two people
start living together, the comedy is over. I don’t know about that. It seems to
have less general interest, though. Two couples start going out together and
they won’t talk about how they cope with everyday life. No, they’ll start
asking each other how they met and fell in love. As if that remembrance helps
the magic keep on happening. I can think of the greatest stories on how a
couple met. And I don’t have to make anything up, just recall what I have been
told. I once met a couple who had met through the personal ads. They had been
together for some weeks when I met them. I don’t know what they were like
before they met and, actually, I don’t know if they are still together. I just
had dinner with them, and it looks like the only purpose of my meeting them was
getting to know how they had met. They were still goofy about it. Honestly and
disgustingly goofy. She had read his ad on the newspaper. She had cut it out
and was keeping it so she could show everybody. We therefore had the chance to
read it. Funny intelligent man in his early thirties enjoys wearing Coyote
underwear. He had his Coyote underpants boxers on, of course, and therefore we
had the chance to see them, too. There, in the midst of dinner, he got up and
pulled his trousers all the way down to make sure we could see them. As soon as
you know who you would like to spend the rest of your life with, you want to
start the rest of your life as soon as possible. I am quoting Billy Crystal in
an exemplary romantic comedy, When Harry met Sally. What on earth is the rest
of your life? You are born and you have the rest of your life; you finish
college and you have the rest of your life; you have a shit and you have the
rest of your life. I wonder how Ernie met Bernie and when Coyote decided to
hunt down Roadrunner instead of ordering fresh roadrunner meat from Acme. Even
better, I wonder why Coyote doesn’t breed roadrunners and market them for
Thanksgiving and Christmas. It would be something. I wonder when Coyote decided
to chase Roadrunner for the rest of his life.