Antique- An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and you're buying again.
Beauty Parlor- A place were women curl up and dye.
Cannibal- Someone who is fed up with people.
Chickens- The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they die.
Clinchpooper- Someone who is a complete slob.
Clothes Dryer- An appliance designed to eat socks.
Doctor- A person who kills your ills with pills, and kills you with his bills.
Dust- Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Egotist- Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation
Gossip- A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
Handkerchief- Cold storage.
Inflation- Cutting money in half without damaging the paper
Kissing- A means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.
Mosquito- An insect that makes you like flies better.
Raisin- Grape with a sunburn.
Toothache- The pain that drives you to extraction
Tomorrow- One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
Yawn- An honest opinion openly expressied.
Wrinkles- Something other people have. You have character lines.
