The Episodes of Sparky & Banes

First there was GNine, then there was Ralent, then there weren't either of them.

Sparky & Banes had already been around, long before a Ralent website actually went up.  As a matter of fact, the Episodes of Sparky & Banes were supposed to be a vocal point of an actual dotcom website.  Needless to say, the site never caught on (I never gave it time), and the Episodes went down along with it.  That doesn't mean there still isn't a legend the kids can tell...

Ramsay wrote the first Episode, and then he wrote the Second.  Someone named Percy wrote the third one, because Ramsay thought he could entertain far more than Ramsay would be able to entertain himself.  He was right, for the most part, too.

Percy came up with a ten page addition to the episodes with Sparky & Banes Episode Three: "Sparky and Banes Audition for the Axle Rose Tribute Band".  It was jam-packed with thrills, chills, spills, stumbling, bumbling, and yes, even Pete Yorn.  It would mark the first and only time that Pete Yorn would make his mark on the world of Sparky & Banes.

Then one day during renovations, Ramsay decided to backup few files, send others to a new web, and delete the ones that were already there.  Episode Three was one of the ones to be cleaned up, without a backup no less, not on Ramsay's part, and, surprisingly, not on Percy's.

A month or so later, Ralent went down (the 9 bucks a month was too much or something) and Ramsay decided to clean up all the old files off the server.  Goodbye Episode Three.  Hello finding out that was the only one.

Maybe somewhere, on Yahoo!'s probably massive server, there is a ghost image written of a file saved long ago known as Sparky & Banes Episode Three.

But, probably not too.

BLAME HIM!
BLAME HIM!
STONE COLD!
STONE COLD!
HE DIDN'T BOTHER TO SAVE IT!
HE DIDN'T BOTHER TO TELL ME BEFORE I DELETED THE SITE!
IT'S SUCH A SHAME TOO BECAUSE

HE WROTE IT.

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Dance.