| From The Brain Of Tiny |
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| January - July Well I finally decided to update this page! I went into my email account the other day and had a surprising number asking for the site to be updated regularly again, like it was... *sighs* back in the day. So I'm going to give it a try. Not that much been happeneing though which is one of the main reasons I was reluctant to update this. been doing most of the usual stuff. Iain and my holiday was cancelled due to trouble in Egypt which was a little shitty but nothing we can do. The holiday company did give us a week in Italy in September to replace it which is cool. My friend Lesley had a birthday in March which was fun. We went out to a pub and club at night but spent the day bouncing round Hamilton on space hoppers wearing animal masks so if you saw anyone do that in March in Hamilton that was me! We ran into trouble though cos some young guys came up and started hitting us with some rolled up magazines so Lesley and I chased after them. It was so funny Lesley was waving this fucking space hopper round and round above her head! Fortunatly we had been talking away with the security guard earlier and we deicded he seemed to have a thing for lesley so he let us off and chased the boys out the mall! The guard had been telling us that he went up to talk to the guys watching the security cameras about us and he said they told him that when we came into the mall one of them actually fell off his seat laughing... thats a good thing I'm sure it is! I got thrown out of college aswell which isnt going to be as amusing once my dad finds out but just now i can laugh about it. Iain and I went to London for the day in May. We stayed the night in Glasgow before we went and spent most of the night riding round the hotel on our micro scooters while filming it! The next morning after two hours sleep we were up at 5am to go get the train to Prestwick airport to get the plane to London. We were both in pretty bad moods cos we were so tired. we got on the plane wearing our special flying tshirts that say 'join the mile high club here' with arrows pointing to... stuff :> we landed in London and were immediatly lost after we got off the train from Stanstead to Liverpool street... we had been hoping to recognise something from telly and that would be our map but we didnt so all our plans were fucked from the start! we jumped on a bus and fortunatly it took us to picadilly circus which we recognised so we walked about there for a while then ended up in a street full of chinese restaurants. Iain looked at me and said 'theres alot of chinese people in london' i agreed then we walked on a bit and discovered we were in china town but thats ok cos we're not embarrassed... hehe! the weather was so hot that day so it took us longer to come out of our moods but when we did we had a wicked time scootering about! i nearly got run over by a car going into the houses of parliament (which we discovered in one of the numerous times we got lost alongside big ben and westminster abbey which was the oppostie of interesting!) and i lost my temper and nearly threw my scooter through the window... but didnt! then we got caught up in the May Day marches which were fun. we listened to some looney... drunk looney... ranting about something only another drunk could understand... i never realised how many hippies were in london cos there were fucking loads that day! in the afternoon i needed more smokes but couldnt find my brand anywhere... stupid english shops! All in all we had about eight hours in London... I think but i cant really remember. Then I got bored in the house one day and decided to make use of the video camera so I took no attention to the warnings at the start of Jackass and decided to amuse myself. I found a blue plastic box that was just the right size for me to almost sit in, dragged it halfway up my stairs, sat in it and slid down... its alot funnier to see than read about. When I took it to let friends see the played my pain over and over again in slow otion and it is one of those things that actually doesnt seem to get less funny! I'm still working at the restaurant (it may also be worth note that I have also learned to spell restaurant) and its still fun most nights although you get the odd night where its just a bunch of shits that come in. Last week it shut for the summer holidays and on the last night the place was jumping. We had towo huge parties in and unfortunatly one had this kid, this little shitty kid that kept ordering me about. right from the start i disliked him and his granny. I took him over his first drink of the night and the little bastard spilled it then his granny told hi dad that it was me. she said 'dear you sat it on the knife and it fell' i looked at her and said 'did I?' she nodded so i took the knife and put it back where it had been then sat the glass on top of it and looked at her and said 'so thats where i sat it and then it fell did it?' she looked at me but said nothing. i cleaned up his magesties mess then got back to serving everyone but her and the shit. Later on i had to take their meals over and everytime i asked 'who ordered the...?' she said 'I ordered ...' i would look at her and say 'well i dont have that just now so youll have to wait i can only carry two plates at a time otherwise ill burn myself so unless you ordered either ... or... youll have to wait' then because she did this everytime i brought food out i left her meal until last... thatll teach her! Then everytime the little shit was done he'd click his fingers to get my attention (which I ignored) then when I would go over to the table to do something else he would say 'Im done with this now you can take it away' in this really pompous little voice so id say 'well itll have to wait cos there are still some people eating when theyre done ill take your stuff away'... sometimes im so happy when a party goes home! Iains parents were away last week so I spent most of my time there eating ice cream and take away food! also i got a new part time job which isnt great but the money is good. the problem i had last night when i was there was that the really fat woman next to me had bad breathe and when i offfered her (sbubtle!) chewing gum she refused! I wasnt happy and nearly choked everytime she spoke! some people cant take hints! |