This is the Story Of Homer. This story was written one day in class...a year 9 class hence the way it...is. The people that wrote it were Laura, Marissa, Leslee, Sarah and Pearl.
Once upon a time there was a man named Homer. He liked Balogna so much he almost liked it as much as he liked cleaning toilet bowls. One day he felt like singing to his toilet bowls. Unfortunately the bowls didnt like his singing so they decided to beat the shit out of him. Then they decided to go to the local brothel where they saw a really ugly table dancer named KalKaya who infact lived in a toilet bowl. Anyway this table dancer was a lesbian, who enjoyed watching the other dancers while she worked. When she met Homer, it was when her was cleaning her home. She told him to stop singing or she would arrest him during a role play. Homer diliked this so he tied KalKaya to the wall and became Arabian. He rang up all his Arabian friends and boasted that he had invented a French monkeywhore. He then ordered 50 pairs of Mongolian jockstraps for Homers balogna to use while his wang buddies were working. KalKaya decided to get screwed by homo Homer, but remembered he was a Homo, so instead went on a nude cruise. |
