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| Pool Party!!!! The perfect place for a terrorist attack. This is an example of summer; consequently in winter it is used as an ice skating rink. (Personally the last minute inclusion of the A set it off for me - Leslee) |
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| Jumper anyone? Alistair in 20 years. And they call my dad hairy!! |
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| Teamwork At the basis of every good relationship, you will find beer, unless instead you find cougar...with a slice of lemon of course. |
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| No More Bacon On the scene of Bacon R Us, outside this quiet local butcher shop, a protestor for animal rights is taken away and it doesnt help to be wearing a pig costume. This is also another example of how all that hard training of army camp is put to good use. Watch out boys, any mistreatment of the pig and the coppas face the RSPCA. |
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| Hot Dog At a local BBQ today, this poor dog became the product of a frying incident. Local cops were soon on the scene and once again used all their hard training to ensure the dog was returned to its owners safely. |
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| Newspaper Clipping. These days they'll let you sell anything in papers. I would like you all to realise this woman was unsuccessful in selling as nobody wanted a good-for-nothing lump of skin. The man that is, in the end the woman kept her husband and the cat lived in the downstairs living area.Shhh, don't tell her hubby...he hasn't realised yet. |
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| Welcome to the 12th Annual Dog of The Year Awards. The next big thing is international singing. This dog went up against various artists (who will remain nameless so legal court issues dont break out, you know who you are.) in the 'dog of the year' awards in the category of 'Best New Singer.' She later went on to take out awards for 'Best New Album' and 'Best Hair Style.' |
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| Booked Cops today are targeting drink driving and speeding, this however doesn't mean juvenile drivers are off the hook. (Another way to put hard training at the army to use, beats paperwork.) |
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| What Can I Say, Appaling? Doing drugs, eating soap and drinking bath water didnt help this babys case in court today. The child was later charged with improper use of facial features. |
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