| To Say..... -I died backwards -Technically, not literally -I'm retarded, did anyone ever tell me that? DANG! SACKY! HOW PURPLE! TOSS ON! KEEP WANKING! SKankuhoe Hehau Harloz Looks like a field goal to me Bob -I feel like a corncob right now -I look bulemic in my large anorexic truck -.........and stuff like that -I'm NOT picking my nose -Teenybopper Alert -Am I gorgeous? - Tell me why, why can't we have a slab of cheese? - I've lost my mind, have you seen it? -Is Norway in Sweden? -My IQ is less than that of a Wombat -Please stand by while I pick my nose and eat. -They bad, you good. You good, I bad, I shoot you -JABAJA!!!!!!! (See the origin of page) - I'm from planet earth, which one are you from? - And how many times have you been surgically reconstructed? - I'm poor, give me money ! - Start acting your age and not your brain capacity -You're a pin dick How do you know? Your boyfriend told me - Dont flub it up! Flub, flub, flub, flub - Now who's laughing, now whos laughing, HA HA HA -Rockets are meant to go up! - Thats what we call ding-a-lings - What is this? The year of the jerk? - Don't thank me, it's my job - Mexicana -I'm old, how are you? -GET SKANKED!!!!! -Yes, and you sense alot of make also!! - What was that? you're a loser? -How about never? Is never good for you? - Is that your nose or are you holding a giant carrot? - Did they include muting instructions with your box? -Are refunds available with your purchase? -You look sick, maybe you should see a vet - What was that? I can't hear you over the dogs barking - Maybe if you stopped barking and started speaking english I could understand you - Maybe you should see a doctor and get that skirt removed. To Do... Pavement Cacti Keyboards The Letter Q Trees On Prosac Those annoying candycanes filled with lollies that you get for christmas Itsy Bitsy spoons A sunburnt salad Dishwashing liquid Shampoo Buses...or even funnier, bus drivers Hobos on park benches |
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