| The Funniest Thing..... It's like a little diary thingy where I put all the funny things that happen at skool...Most of these you really had to be there.... |
31/07/02- Wednesday, in Sewing (Technology) Ashlee: (said something about the sewing machine) Leslee: What did you just say? The sewing machine likes it up the arse? MISS....come here the sewing machine wants you to root it up the arse Ashlee: hahahaha....hows that possible? Leslee: The teachers a man Later that day....walking home after school...Leslee, Sarah and Maritza This was so funny! I didn't realise but Ben (the guy I like) was right behind us the whole time this happened Leslee: and then I said 'coz the teachers a man' LOL Those year 8s are so tall! theyre not supposed to be that tall! Sarah: (said something about why theyre so tall) Leslee: Did you just say they wank themselves alot thats why theyre so tall? Sarah: NO! Martiza: (turns around and sees ben) I know someone else that wanks himself to be tall. Leslee: (looks around and sees ben. hits marissa) SKANK! (ben rides off....maritza and sarah run away from me) LOL......that was soooo funny...i didnt stop laughing for ages.... 1/8/02- OMG ITS AUGUST okies, so first up today, we had Phys Ed Ms Kenyan: And there's nets all around you... Sarah: *starts rocking back and forward like she's scared the nets have trapped her- it was funny* Ms Kenyan: What are you doing? *to sarah* Sarah: Being stupid LOL! that was so funny...everyone laughed...later in phys ed Ms Kenyan: Care factor, here's 40c. Some dumb slut: What? Ms K: Here's 40c, go ring someone who cares Leslee: Except it costs 50c to ring someone now *everyone laughs because i am just so hilarious!* oh yeh, heres one from yesterday, i forgotted it...it was after ben rode off Sarah:I thought you said Nathan gets it uo the arse from his dad, and then ben thinks 'ohhhh, so thats what dads been doing' LOL back to today also in phys ed, we were playing VERY modified who dares wins....its was munted I got out and was sitting on the sidelines my team wasnt going forward so..... Leslee: ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS... it was hilarious! Okies, so in fifth today we had MATHS!!!!!!! i hate maths Sarah: Miss, your arse is on fire that was funny...i said i would pay her $5 if she stodd up and yelled it but she didnt...we were also being stupid by coughing 'jingle bells' while the teacher was talking more stuff from maths....sarah ripped a piece of green plastic from her file Leslee: This is a piece of green plastic! Sarah: MY GOD! Leslee: This is your god? *sarah rips it in half and throws it on the desk* Sarah: He's been assasinated! *leslee flicks him off the desk* later..... Leslee: Sarah, can i borrow your white out? the fucking white out! Sarah: I'm sorry, it's busy with the sharpener. then later..... Miss D: We can carry the books across, it won't kill us. Leslee: Yes it is, they might have knives. Today, WE WON BASKETBALL....it was fun...haha, we rule...WOOOO MORE |