| Yes, and I'm a Porcupine....... (Weird name but worth the laughs ;) ) |
| Here's all the comebacks (lol) I've found to be useful in my time...so use them well my pretties ;) Does your stream of conciousness have any fish in it? I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce. How about never? Is never good for you? I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter. I'm out of my mind but feel free to leave a message. I don't work here, I'm a consultant. It sounds like English but I cant understand a word you're saying. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it. I like you. You remind me when I was young and stupid. I have plenty of talent and vision, I just dont give a damn. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had of you. Thank you. We're all refreshed and cherished by your unique point of view. The fact that no one understand you doesnt mean you're an artist. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!?!?! I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant. It's a thankless job but I've got alot of Karma to burn off. Yes, i am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. No, my powers can never be used for good. You sound reasonable, time to up the medication! And your cry-baby, whiney butt opinion would be? Do I look like a people person? This isnt an office (or school), it's Hell with fluorescent lighting. I started off with nothing and still have most of it left. You!Off my planet! Does your train of thought have a caboose? Errors have been made. Others with be blamed. Allow me to introduce myselves. Not all managers are annoying, some are dead! Too many freaks, not enough circuses. Nice deoderant, must you marinate in it? If I throw a stick, will you leave? Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. You're just jealous because the little voices are talking to me. Are you a fucking ray of sunshine everyday? |