| This page, unlike the rest of my site, is completely serious. You may laugh, but dont come crying to me when you go near the wrong kind of pole. Please read the following carefully, and use the information to your advantage. White Poles (Polus Whitus)- These poles are the most dangerous of all, known to jump out and strike unsuspecting victims in the lower body at any time. Green Poles (Polus Greenus)- Most victims of these poles are not humans, but cars. While reversing, or sometimes even going forward, these very sneaky poles attack cars while drivers are looking the other way. You can tell if you have been attacked by a Polus Greenus if your car has these symptoms; -a large dent in one side -green paint in the dent -cry like noises coming from the radiator Black Poles (Polus Blackus)- One of the few nice poles, it very rarely attacks, only when extremely annoyed. If you are nice to this pole, it will be nice in return. Silver Poles (Polus Silverus)- these poles are mostly sited on the sides of the road, and it is not the pole, but the sign at the top of it that is most dangerous. These poles very rarely attack, so the details are unknown. Red and White Poles (Polus Candycanus)- The habitat of these common poles is at cross walks. Guarded by the lollipop lady/man, they dont do much, because they know if they do, the lolipop lady/man will see them. Alleyway Poles (Polus Alleywayus)- Found at the beggining and end of alleyways, they keep the echoes and stories inside. A very useful pole. |
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