| Intrestn Medications Guide To Creating A Boyband |
| This page may come in handy if one day you should want to become a rip-off artist that makes boybands that have no talent and tries to sell them to the world, just like, um, I don't know, Lou Pearlman? I can only guarantee a result such as *Nsync or some other piece of crap. From following my instructions, you shall not recieve a band such as BSB. And if you have a problem, take it up with management. Step 1. Put an add in a local newspaper asking for 'Talented young men for a new boyband' or something to that effect may be relevant. Also add a time and date that u will want these young men to be. Step 2. On audition day, make sure you have these items with you; A cat, a dog, an implement for making these animals howel, a pair of earmuffs and a jackhammer. Call the boys up one by one and get them to sing a couple of lines of a song, while comparing them to the sound of the cat, dog and jackhammer. If you think their voice is enough like those items, give them a call back, otherwise, KICK THEIR ARSES OUT THE DOOR! Step 3. Out of the callbacks, get them to do a little dance for you. If they look like complete nutheads, give them the callback. By this point, you will only need 10 guys. Step 4. Out of these guys, pick the 5 most ugliest. They will make up your band. Step 5. Take these guys to the nearest charity store and pick out clothes that make them look like crap. Then make them decide on a name....something cheesy might work. Step 6. Give them a song. Nothing too complicated, just something repeatative. They should catch on quite easily. Step 7. Do anything else u feel necassary to make them look like ur average boyband, stick them in the shops and watch the girls and money come in. Thank you and goodnight. PS. This was not meant to be funny |