| The Britney Theory |
Britney gets up out of her bed, (which is shaped like a star for some weird reason) and gets dressed in some jeans and a couple of curtains, occassionally even a real top. She then gets her pet dogs 'Baby' and 'Lucky', (they are pitbulls) to attack her and rip up her clothes (or curtains) to pieces. (That's how she gets the 'good sammys' look) Ever wonder how she gets her hair like that? Well, it's the age old 'spin dry' technique of course! Yes, she sticks her head in the washing machine and sets it on cycle and spin, until her hair is just right. Next, the glitter gun to get that sparkly disco shine! (yeah right!) After being sprayed repeatedly by the sparkle gun, she gets her personal assistant to chew up some make up and spit it on her face. Before leaving the house she gets sparyed with high sheen gloss so she stays looking shiny all day long! A Closer Look At Britney No, we're not going to study Britney wit a magnifying glass! Here we take a look at some of her lyrics and try and figure out what she's really trying to say. White=lyrics Black= me Song 1. Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman I used to think, I had the answers to everything ok, so, she used to think, and now she doesnt? And, well, you suk, coz i have the answers to everything!!! (jk) But now I know, that life doesnt always go my way ok darl, you're a superstar, means you get everything. We didnt' believe lucky so we ain't gonna believe that! Feels like im caught in the middle, That's when I realise in the middle of who and who? do we really want to know? I'm not a girl, not yet a woman so what are you? Is she trying to tell us something here? All i need is time, a moment that is mine got all that money, go buy some time While im in between, I'm not a girl we heard you the first time! There is no need to protect me, It's time that i learn to face up to this on my own y would we wanna waste our time on you anyway? I've seen so much more than you know now, so don't tell me to shut my eyes ok, so y do you think that you have seen so much more than we know? I mean, that's just bitchy! And we'll tell you whatever we want, alright? -chorus- But if you look at me closely, you will see it in my eyes Anyone got a magnifying glass? maybe we can burn her at the same time...hehehe This girl will always find her way not if the maps upside down! MY FINAL WORD- just tell us what u r, u retard! Song 2: Overprotected I need, time, love, joy. I need space, I need me need, need, need! Jesus christ girl, if you dont ask, you wont get! Say hello to the girl that I am. You're gonna have to see, through my perspective. HELLO! now what? ok, see through the perspective of a skanky superstar...fun! I need to make mistakes just to learn who I am. And I don't wanna be, so damn protected. mistakes are fun! (i could say something about protection) There must be another way, coz I believe in taking chances. theres the whole map thing again......this girl needs some orienteering skills......... But who am I to say, what a girl is to do,god I need some answers. so now you want god to help you?...weird....(i think she needs her medication) What am I to do with my life? (you will find it out dont worry) Whe are you asking us? Do you think we care? How am I supposed to know whats right? (you just gotta do it your way) stop asking us all these questions...grrrrr I can't help the way I feel, but my life has been so overprotected. ok, this is getting hard...GOOD FOR U!! I tell them what I like, what I want I want and what I know. Who is them anyway? You tell 'THEM' what you like, what you want (u probably wont get it) and what u know (which isnt much) But everytime I do, I stand corrected. Things that I've been told, I cant believe what I hear about the world. Realise I'm so overprotected. Then stop telling people stuff retard! it aint gonna change coz of you....geesh I need time buy a watch...or the magazine Love become a prostitue (ewwww, dont close your eyes, dont close your eyes) I need space astronauts are us can help you there! I dont need nobody telling me just what I wanna what i what what what im gonna do about my destiny. Nobodys telling me just what I wanna, im so fed up with people telling me to be someone else but me. what whata what who? If you figure it out yourself they wont have to tell you! did you actually ever go to school?Nobody? You just said they were..ffs, make up your mind! ACTION! WOOLWORTHS! -chorus, blah blah blah- MY FINAL WORD: Get rid of the freakin bodyguards retard! (i could add something else bout protection, butt for the sake of the youngin i wont) |
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