Funny Pick Up
Lines
• I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.
• Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
• I didn’t know that Miss America lived here!
• Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away
• I noticed you noticing me, and I’d like to notify you that I noticed you, too.
• Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
• I haven’t taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra.
• Are you Jamaican? ’Cause ja makin’ me crazy.
• Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he’s a lucky man?
• Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"
• Do you know karate? ’Cause your body sure is kickin’!
• I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
• If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
• What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
• Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
• Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!!
• Are you from Tennessee? ’Cause you’re the only ten-I-see.
• Damn! And I thought I was good looking!
• My last name is "Visa," because I’m everywhere you want to be!
• You come on as strong as a garlic milkshake!
• Your smile is as sweet as the sunlight.
• My friend wants to know if you think I’m cute.
• I’ve seen you at the grocery store, baby; you’re always in the same isles as the sugar, ’cause you’re so sweet.
• Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
• I only thought about you once today--I just never stopped.
• If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world.
• OK, I’m here, what’s your next wish?
• You’re so sweet, you give me a toothache.
• You never got a second chance to make a first impression.
• Wanna see some pictures of my kids?
• Drop the zero and get with a hero, baby.
• Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.
• Baby, you make me melt like an M & M in your mouth.
• You’re the best looking girl I’ve seen in a while.
• They say milk does the body good, but damn, how much have you been drinking?
• Your name must be Campbell ’cause you’re Mmm! Mmm! Good.
• Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket because you have "fine" written all over your face.
• Out of all the fish in the sea, you’re the one I got hooked on.
• You must have been a Girl Scout because you have my heart all tied up in knots.
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