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You
find out that one of her Internet cookies is www.twinbeds.com.
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Lately she has been applying
for jobs in Syracuse, NY.
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She does her hair and puts on
her makeup on Saturday, then goes out without you.
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For the date of your
anniversary her daily planner reads, "Drinks with the
girls".
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Her job at the car wash has
invited her to a seminar in Las Vegas.
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You find a picture of yourself
affixed to her dartboard.
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She's suddenly listening to
new music you've never heard of before.
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She is constantly misplacing
the jewelry you gave her.
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In looking over your recent
grocery receipts you find that she has been purchasing an
extraordinary amount of rat poison.
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She's been putting aside money
into a savings account called "Russian Husband Fund".
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She has stopped faking her
orgasms.
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She pastes a photo of you over
a picture of one of "America's Most Wanted" at the post
office.
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Lately she has begun looking
to the Lifetime Movie Network for psychological advice.
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She always shuts down the
Internet when you walk into the room.
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Even though you suffer from
asthma, she begins smoking a box to Dutch Master cigars a day.
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She must take sleeping pills
the size of grapefruits in order to get to sleep.
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She begins making toast in the
bathroom while you are in the tub.
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She walks around town in a
T-shirt that says "Hot Stuff on Campus".
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She begins a night course in
magic in order to "make someone disappear".
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She no longer wants to kiss
you in public.
