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Home is where the hormones are... |
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Oh, what a cheezy title. This is the page where I stand to lose all of my credibility. I'm a relatively smart, cultured, openminded individual but God help me - I have hormones. And what I mean by hormones is I... well... physically jump out of my skin and act like a raving lunatic when it comes to some members of the opposite sex. Others just cause a nice giddy sensation throughout my entire being. I just thought I'd share with you my eclectic taste in men. |
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Umm. Um hmm. This man, as many of you know, is in some odd way, Barb's ideal. Don't ask me to pin down just what I love about Jason Lee. He's an average guy with above-average talent and an otherworldly smile. I think that's a good place to start. He has made skateboarding one of the more erotic sports in my humble opinion. Don't laugh! ... Ok, laugh. Go ahead. This man is takin' up half my page and he's all worth it, baby. Some quotes to live by:
"Haven't I made it abundantly clear through the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit?"
"You face forward or you face the possibility of shock and damage."
"Eateries that operate within the designated sqaure downstairs qualify as food court. Anything out of said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking."
"Rock and Roll is a lifestyle and a way of thinking. It's not about money and popularity. Although, some money would be nice. But it's a voice that says here I am and fuck you if you can't understand me. And one of these people is gonna save the world and that means that Rock and Roll can save the world, all of us together ... and the chicks are great." |
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Two, two, two Billys in one! I'm sure most humans would notice the man to the right as Mr. Billy Joel, Piano Man Extraordinaire. No concert experience will top hearing him sing that song live. And the man above is Billy Mann - Hottest Voice Alive. There is not one song of his that I do not like. Not one. |
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Matthew Perry, oh how I love thee. Humor wins big points with me. Big. My friends have told me that I am the funniest person they know. Sad, isn't it?! So, any person that can make me laugh is incredibly special in my eyes. Plus - who can deny that hair?! Haha... I don't care if he's gotten a lil chubby - the man's hilarious! I would pinch his cheeks in a second! <winkwink> (I *swear* I am not this cheezy. Well, most of the time I'm not.) |
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