She's 20 and goes to UNI with me. She likes to go to the bars and do the booty shake dance. She also thinks she IS Martha Stewart...That's prolly bout all ya need to know.
Heather's words to live by: "It's going to be hard for us to have a relationship if you won't go out with me."
1) repeated tooth brushing along with a incredibly weird need for perfect teeth, both her own and others
2) constant talk of getting married (which, let's face it, just isn't happening any time in the near or even distant future)
3)excessive eye brow plucking (does anyone normal actually do this more than once a DAY?)
~She got a full ACADEMIC scholarship for TRACK.~ (she would be meaning athletic here)
~Don't get all HUSSY with me!~ (she would be looking for the word huffy here)
~They'll be too stupid to be DUMB.~ (I think she meant to say done)
~I'm in the kitchen/bedroom/bathroom, I need to pluck my eyebrows.~ (this would be her creative excuse for the compulsive eyebrow-plucking)
~Turn that crap off!~
~"Where'd it go?" "What?" "Nothing, nevermind, I thought I was holding my toothbrush."~
~I'm putting the blanket over my head, because I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT CRAP ANYMORE!~ (Followed by her actually putting the blanket over her head, I still wonder what she was seeing?)
~Do you guys want your stuff? Your pillows and stuff? UGH...Nevermind. Don't you want your pillows and stuff?~
~"Did you want your stuff from under there?" "What stuff?" "You know, your stuff, aren't you going to get it out from under there?"
~Jama, I think my fish is dead, no really, I really think that it might be dead.~
~What phone did you call me on?~ (There was only ONE phone in the house and she wanted to know which one I called!)
~Amber! Amber!~ ( I believe this was a dream about lesbian sex.)
~"Jama, you can't take a shower right now." "Ok." *laughing* "What's so funny?" "It's 2 am!" *more laughing* "Oh."
~DAMN KIDS ANYWAY!!!~ (That one came right from Big Rick)
~Turns out...~
~He's not completely misfortunate looking...~
~Move out.~
~I hate you.~
~Bastards.~
~Go to hell.~
~I hope all of your hair falls out.~
~Have I mentioned lately that I HATE school?~
1) deodorant
2) a shoe
3) a ball
4) Kleenex box
5) a daily planner
6) a big Gladware plastic food container
7) a notebook*
8) an (open) oatmeal creme pie
9) T.V. remote control
10) a can holder
11) tape
12) a pen*
13) a water jug
14) a (empty) water bottle
15) her fist (see pic at top for an idea of what this actually looks like)
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