1. Scratches from animal pets... dogs, cats, rabbits, hemster... you name them...
2. Paper cuts (if they are on your palms/fingers/ hands)
3. Blame the siblings... 'I just had a fight with my kid bro, fuck, he really is aggressive!'
4. 'Find the fire representive to the building, the staircase is full of rubbish!!! I just tripped over one of the bloody rubbish bags!!!'
5. 'O my... !!! I don't even notice that!!! Help!! It is bleeding!!! Someone go find me the first aid box!!!' (well, first timers only)
6. Blame the fingernails of your girlfriend/ girl friends
Well, in the worst case, just nicely ask, with a smile on your face, 'Why would you want to know that?' , that is, a polite form of ...................
'Mind your own bloody business!'
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