Cartman: That does it! Now listen! Why is it, that everything today has involved things either going in, or coming out of MY ASS!?! I'm sick of it, it's completely imature!
Stan: Hey it's happening again!
SATELLITE DISH EMERGES FROM CARTMANS BACKSIDE
Kyle: Wow, look at that!
Stan: Now do you believe us Cartman?
Cartman: You guys can't scare me.. I know your making it all up!
Stan: CARTMAN! There's an 80 foot sattelite dish sticking out of your ass!
Cartman: Sure you guys, whatever!!!
Cartman: No Kitty, this is MY pork pie... Mom Kitty's being a Dildo!
Cartman: Ants in the Pants? ANTS IN THE PANTS!
Kyle: It's a game dude, it's really cool.
Cartman: Son of a Bitch! You were supposed to get me the Red Mega Man! Now I can't make Ultra Mega Mega Man! You dirty cheap ass piece of crap!
Kyle: They were all out of them dude!
Cartman: I hate you... I want you to die!
Cartman: I kicked him squarrre in the nuts and he (Kyle) cried like Nancy Kerrigan.
Cartman: Knit me a sweater before I smack you in the face.
Cartman: I'm not fat, I'm big boned!
Cartman: Ohh look out, Holly Hobbit's pissed off!
Cartman: Then maybe they should die and decrease the surplus population!
Cartman: See, this is what you call an all you can eat buffet. Here you can eat all you want for just $6.99. That's why everyone comes here on Tuesday nights, except for Kenny's family because for them, $6.99 is two years income.
Cartman: Alright that does it. Screw you guys I'm going home. Talking poo is where I draw the line.
Cartman: Well I've been licking this carpet for three whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.
Cartman: Dolphins, Eskimo's... .it's all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap!
Cartman: Oh look... another hippie! Peace Wendy!
Cartman: If a woman ever gave me crap, Id be like eh! You go do my laundry!
Cartman: A boys fireman is very special. If your rub his helmet he spits in your hand.
Kyle: Books aren't magical.
Cartman: I don't know I'm kinda getting a tingly feeling looking at these (nude pictures).
Cartman: Eh! I am a cop and you will respect my authoritah!
Cartman: Sweet!
Cartman: Maybe this will teach you to listen to authoritahhh!
Sometimes upholding the law is messy... but you get by... one day at a time...
Cartman: I can't possibly finish this cake all by myself... Oh yes I can!
Cartman: You so much as touch kitty's ass, and i'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Cartman: Naw dude, independant films are those black and white hippy movies. They are always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
Cartman: I love your chocolate salty balls chef!
Cartman: Naw dude, Kenny's family is poor, they live in the ghetto!
Cartman: That's fine! I like playing with myself! I'll play with myself all day!
Cartman: Me so horny, me love you long time! Sucky sucky $5!
Cartman: You guys are hella stupid.
Stan: Why do you keep saying 'hella' Cartman?
Cartman: 'Cause I'm hella cool thats why!
Mr.Garrison: What was that? You children haven't been workng on your fingering!
Cartman: Thats not true Mr.Garrison, Kyle was up all night working on his fingering with his mom all night long.
