Butters: Yeah, I could sure go for some pudding now too.
Butters: Sure! Im good at all kind of jobs.
Butters: Im a bad bear. A very bad bear.
Dad: Your a grounded bear.
Cartman: Butters, you said your on your computer all the time.
Butters: Yeah but Im playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
Cartman: Butters, go buy world of warcraft, install it on your computer and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
Butters: Oh.. ooh... Alright then..
Cartman: Butters... What the hell are you doing?
Butters: I got world of warcraft like you said.
Cartman: You can't be the Dwarf character Butters, I'm the Dwarf.
Butters: Well theres only like four races to chose from..
Cartman (hits Butters over the head): SO PICK ANOTHER ONE! Im the Dwarf you stupid asshole! Log out create a new character and log back in.
Butters: I like Hello Kitty Island a lot better than this dump....
Butters: Ohh they're all hard and oogey!
Butters as Professor Chaos: I'm sick of this world and all the stinky people in it!
Butters: Oh, OK. Who's Jack?
Butters: Oh hey Jimmy, I'm just practising for the talent contest.
Jimmy: I really need to talk to somebody and I think your maybe the only person who won't make fun of me.
Butters: Oh gosh I'd never make fun of someone with a problem.
Jimmy: Butters... do you know what your supposed to do when your penis gets hard?
Butters: Well sure I do!
Jimmy: Really?
Butters: Sit down Jimmy, I think we should have a little talk. You see Jimmy when a mans penis becomes hard the man puts it into a lady... into her vagiiina. Then the hard penis sneezes milk inside the ladies tummy and when it's all done sneezing milk, the penis stops being hard and the man loses intrest in the lady.
Jimmy: So when your penis becomes hard your supposed to put it into a ladies vagina and it stops being hard.
Butters: Thats right.
Jimmy: But where am I gonna find a lady to stick my penis in? The talent show is this Friday!
Stan: Oh dude you've got to be kidding me!
Pip: Yes! Can I be Jaqueline Smith, can I?
Butters: No I get to be Jacqueline Smith see I thought of Charlies Angels, I get to be Jacqueline smith cause I thought of it...
Butters: Hey Fellas!
Stan: BUTTERS?!
Butters: Yep! I'm in jail..
Kyle: You confessed??
Butters: Uh huh. They said I teepeed the art teachers house, I don't seem to remember it but they're pretty sure it was me. I can't get my behaviour under control!
Officer Barbrady: His parents are on their way down now.
Butters: Yeah! And boy are they gonna let me have it! Just wait till my father gets here!
Cartman talks....
Butters: I'm just a little asshole I am. When God made me he must not have been payin very close attention cause I turned out wrong... just plain WRONG!
Cartman: Well, actually Butters I think we'd better hit the hay pretty soon..
Butter: But... it's only 6.30..?
Cartman: Yeah but I'm exhausted. If your not sleepy yet I have some more of that night time medine you can drink?
Butters: Whats the matter?
Bradley: I think I.... I think I like you...
Butters: Well I like you too Bradley!
Bradley: You do?!
Butters: Well yeah!
Bradley: You LIKE like me?
Butters: Well sure... I like like you a lot lot! ha ha ha
Butters: Oh jeez fellas, I don't wanna get the AIDS!
Butters: I don't think I'm very happy... I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams.
David Blaine Guy: Right... you see the reason that you are...
Butters: And then I always get woken up in the morning by the sound of my own screams!.. Do you think I'm unhappy?
Butters: But teacher, my penis never slips out of my pants... except sometimes when I'm wearing pyjamas!