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| WATER PARK SUCKS By Eric McMillan |
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| Summer has come to its bitter end at last. The cold days are coming onto us, and the sky is getting darker. But, before the last beautiful 100-degree day is gone I would like to remind all of you how much the water park sucks. When I heard they were building a water park in The Colony, I was excited, but not to excited (where the fuck is my bowling alley, movie theater, starbucks, roller rink, ect.) So when they actually started building it I almost pissed my pants in anticipation, hoping that something that was getting build was not going to be another liquor store. I was all ready to line up on the first day and get my tickets to have endless fun in Hawaiian Falls, but to my great agonizing dismay it was only three slides and some other bright purple plastic shit with a parrot on it. What the fuck is that? Really, come on, how much more could we express being mediocre. I would rather go to the public pool than this fourteen-dollar bullshit parade. I rode all the slides, yes all three of them, and jeez was I tired from all that exercise going to ALL of those different really fun rides. That is such ultra-bullshit I want to slap the every one who approved, and built that water park right in their faces! |
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