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| I love Thanksgiving! I am so happy about my first Thanksgiving. I am going to give the most thanks, everyone keeps telling me that I will be the center of attention! Did you know that Benjamin Franklin once suggested that turkeys be the national bird! I cant wait to stand on that table surrounded by some lucky family and do my thing, err.. whatever that might be, I'm not quite sure yet, but I have prepared a tap routine to impress my Thanksgiving hosts. I am such a majestic bird, thats is why everyone on the farm feeds me so well. Being an American is so wonderful because it comes along with celebrating this fall time holiday to commemerate the eve of the white man's |
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I Can't Wait For Thanksgiving! by: Unsuspecting Turkey |
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| systematic destruction of the native american world.
I hope that I really enjoy my holiday and the vacation
that my farmer has been implying by my "trip off
of the farm" I think that I will have fun, oh I wish
that I do. Also, I am anticipating the festivities
involved in this American holiday, which I guess will
include charades, hot dogs, pogo sticks, limbo, and
ultimate frisbee. I've been brushing up on my ultimate frisbee skills, although its kind of hard because I have wings and no fingers. But, I'm not making any excuses about my game, I still expect to dominate. After thanksgiving I cant wait to get back to the farm to tell my farmer all about the |
| Anticipated Thanksgiving Activities. |
| fun I had. Then we can spend the rest of the year preparing for next thanksgiving and polishing my pogo skills. Well, cant wait until thanksgiving, I hope you have as good of a time as I will. |
| Actual Thanksgiving Activities. |