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| Mommy, why do the strange men offer me candy? By: Little Johnny |
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| Mommy, why do the strange men want to give me candy? Everywhere I go in The Colony on Halloween there are a lot of people offering me candy; but when I am walking around on other days too, some strange men offer me candy. They usually drive a big old� van and wear aviator sun glasses and say �Come �ere little boy, get some candy.� It is even scarier than Halloween monsters, mommy. One time one of the men in The Colony offered me candy and then took me into his basement and made me �rub the lotion on my skin� it was really weird. I don�t want to go out trick or treating this year mommy, because half the people on Baker give me broken glass, and rat traps for Halloween, I don�t think they know what candy is, one time I asked for some and a strange black man grabbed me, took me to his house, and attempted to sell me drugs! Then he stabbed me, oh mommy it hurts, I don�t want anymore candy. Someone told me that an evil Frankenstein lives in Bill Allen and he eats babies intestines, please mommy, I don�t want the Frankenstein to eat my intestines mommy, I love my intestines. |