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| I'm Sorry Your Son Is Gay, Better Luck Next Time BY Elementary School Principal Samantha Glass |
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| I've been the principal at your son's school for over thirty years, and believe me, I can spot a fruit from over 100 yds. away. That�s why it hurts me to say this, but your son is gay, better luck next time. Don't be too sad, He's only 7, It shouldn't be too hard for you to put him up for adoption and get back in the bedroom and try to knock it out of the park, and make a quality heterosexual. I assure you my assumption about Little Robby is correct, he possesses numerous flamboyant homosexual tendencies. I'm sure once you give him to the adoption agency and start to clean out his room of all the dolls and my little ponies or whatever the little gays play with nowadays you'll forget he ever existed in no time. Lets be honest, your a attractive young couple, you should be able to produce not only a straight baby, but a much more handsome one than Robby too. I've seen some ugly kids in my time but Robby's face looks like a partially digested deer carcass. I'm sorry, that was a bit harsh, he can't help his horrific appearance. |
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