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| Hi, my name is Travis and I live in Eastvale that is a distinguishable area inside The Colony. We used to be our own city, but we were deemed unfit to govern. Eastvale is between the duplexes and the lake and west of the water treatment plant. It is by far the worst place in The Colony, not only does it look like shit it smells like it too, if you are still having trouble finding Eastvale because you lack a sense of smell or good taste in neighborhoods you can find it by looking for the crumbling houses or trailers.The balls that The Colony has to actually call this hellhole a residential neighborhood must be humungous. To clue you in on what it is like to live in Eastvale on welfare checks I have included a schedule of my average day. 1:45 PM- Wake up from drinking binge; major hangover. 2:00 PM- Eat expired Bologna on a tortilla. 2:30 PM- Go to the Ice Box and buy five 40 oz Bud Ice�s and drink them behind the building before the cops show up to bust up my party. 3:25 PM- Stumble over to Stop �N Go and buy myself a pack of Black & Mild cigars then smoke all of them outside the store. 3:50 PM- Steal a rag full of gasoline and huff it all up. 4:00 PM- Buzz. 4:05 PM- Crash in the waterfall/pond in between the 7-11 and City Hall. 8:42 PM- Woken up by pecking birds and honking horns. 8:50 PM- Start walking back the trailer. 9:12 PM- Eat raw eggs and watch UPN. 9:47 PM- Drink myself back to sleep |
| MY NEIGHBORHOOD EASTVALE BY: TRAVIS KANE |
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