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| This town really sucks, get it? By: Count Dracula |
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| This town sucks, get it? See, it�s funny. I am saying that the town sucks and I am Dracula, king of the vampires. Isn�t that a delightful play on words? Hee-hee, it is wise cracks like that, which give me a good chuckle. It is a play on the word sucks, once in the true form; as in me sucking blood, and yet again in a metaphorical manner as in; this town sucks. That is so witty and intelligent that I had to add that �get it?� after-words to clarify it�s status as a keen, wry mannerism and not a pure statement, nor a declaratively structured sentence. Boy, I sure am smart coming up with that joke, what an astoundingly new observation about this town; that is sucks. Not only is that joke side-splitting funny it is also a deep social note, on the sheer degradation of quality found within this town�s limits. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I vant to tell you how happy this makes me. It makes me laugh so hard that it almost makes me forget that God has forsaken me, and sent me to live with the demons. |
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