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| GUESS WHO JUST GOT AN IKEA BY Arrogant Frisco Resident Brian Callahan |
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| Well, Well, Well, This is becoming a bit of a theme isn't it? Mark down another victory for Frisco, bringing the running score to Frisco:548 The Colony: 0. I just got back from redecorating my house with stylish Sweedish furnishings from the new IKEA. You like that? I bet you do, i just made you my bitch. Suck on that. Did you know that our IKEA is over 4 times larger than the Wal Mart where you rat finks in The Colony buy your home furnishings. Not to mention that i can also nibble on Sweedish meatballs and delicious Cinnamon Rolls while I look at all the wonderful things IKEA has to offer me. HAHAHA laugh with me, it will help to stop the hurt... On second thought, No it wont, because you still live in The Colony. I can see your piece of shit town from the top of the New IKEA building, I noticed the new tollway, slicing through your town like a hot metal rod across the face of a cheap whore. I think it fits in nicely with the rest of your town. Enjoy it. Just don't think about using it to come visit the IKEA, I'll save you the trip, You can't afford anything in it anyway. |
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