| Let's Have Some LYRICS |
| Star Wars Medley or John W. or The Love Call of the Wookie Words more or less from the original Star Wars movie trilogy; music by John Williams from various movies; arranged by J.S. Slagowski and Bryant W. Smith. You must use the force Long time ago; Far, far away. Kiss a Wookie, kick a droid Fly the Falcon through an asteroid �Till the princess is annoyed This is spaceships it�s monsters it�s Star Wars we love it! Come and help me Obi Wan X-Wing Fighter and a blaster gun Dance with Ewoks oh what fun! This is spaceships it�s monsters it�s Star Wars we love it! Get in there you big furry oaf I couldn�t care less what you smell. I take orders from only me Maybe you�d like it back in your cell your highness your worshipfulness your highness your worshipfulness No on cares if you upset a droid That�s because droids don�t tear your arms out of socket I suggest a new strategy: let the wookie win That�s because no body cares if you upset a droid Now we listen to Luke whining �One more season, one more season...� I was gonna go to Tashi station for power convertors Now I guess I�m going nowhere It just isn�t fair. I bent my Wookie. Wookie. (Etc.) Someone move this walking carpet. Kiss your brother. Well I guess you don�t know anything about women. Who�s your daddy? Luke I�m your father (no!) It is useless to resist (aaaaaa!!!!) Come with me my son we will rule (I�ll never join you!) Search your feelings it is true! So you have a twin sister who Obi-Wan was wise to hide (Is that Leia?) If you will not turn then perhaps she will give in to your hate you are mine! Long, long, long time ago Far, far, far far away. Kiss a Wookie, kick a droid Fly the Falcon through an asteroid �Till the princess is annoyed This is spaceships it�s monsters it�s Star Wars we love it it�s true! Episode II Coming to You In 2002 (May 16!) So Let�s go stand in the line �cuz it�s almost the time May the force be with you all! John Williams is the man! |
| The Happy Tile Cleaner Words and Music by Tim Y. Jones I love my Tile! Use a toothbrush, scrub it clean; make it shiny so that it reflects your smile. And when I�m through Go outside and scrub the hallway where somebody scuffed it with their tennis shoe. I love my Tile! If it�s clean then I am happy; ugly grout and mildew stains are dark and vile. I clean all day Working hard inside the bathroom scrubbing all those nasty yellow stains away. Long time ago back in ancient Rome they had tile floors beneath their domes, mosaics big and pretty Later on in mighty Byzantine (�biz - anne - tyne�) they had a sleek ceramic shine from tile in their city. Bop. Pizza Comes from an Italian spot cooked in ovens blazing hot with tile in their belly. And your mother�s brand new kitchen floor has high-tech fancy tile galore so messy spills won�t rot and get smelly. If we had no tile we�d have no (Mr. Clean, scrabble, swimming pools, blah blah blah) If we had no tile we�d have no fast food restaurants to make us food. I love my Tile.O Pretty Baby I�m beggin� you please Your little escapades have me on my knees There must be somethin� in your bag of dreams That has something to do with you and me together O Pretty Baby words and music by Bryant W. Smith O Pretty Baby, it�s not hard to see The kind of wonderful that you are to me And when I�m with you I just wanna be The kind of guy that you want me to be You see there�s someone in the moonlight that�s makin� my heart race But if you ever came to me you left without a trace And now I know what�d happen if we were face to face Might I have that chance someday? (Not likely) I can�t stop thinkin� it hurts just to try Your eyes are twink-le-in� like stars in the sky And when I�m near you, incredible high! So why am I seein� birds in the sky? (She smacked you) Was it a message or was it a sign That she was lookin� for a wonderful time Or maybe she meant that she would be mine? So why the hard to get game all the time? Because there�s someone in the moonlight who�s makin� my heart race But if you ever came to me you left without a trace And now I know what�d happen if we were face to face She just makes us lose our minds So O Pretty Baby, I�m beggin� you please. |