faith's application for me ^_^
General Information
Applicant's Name:________________________
Age:______
Proposed place:___________________
Proposed date:_________________
Proposed time:_________________
More imp. Questions
1. Do you love Jesus?
____Yes ____No
2. If yes to #1, Do you love hammies?
____Yes ____No
3. If yes to #2, do you have any romantic intentions?
____Yes ____No
4. If no to #3, write a 7 page essay on the topic: "Why I deserve Becki." (Attach on back)
5. If you answered: "I can never be anyone/do anything to deserve her because...", is there such thing as a kite constellation?
____Yes ____No
6. If answered yes to #5, answer Always (A), Sometimes (S), or Never (N) to how often you:
________ - Open doors for ladies
________ -Play with little kids
________ -Take care of any little siblings
________ -Cook for yourself
________ -Eat without thinking about getting fat
7. If answered "A" for all in #6, answer Always (A), Sometimes (S), or Never (N) to how often you:
________ -Think about your hair
________ -Think about your clothes
________ -Smoke
________ -Drink
________ -Curse
________ -Think about how great you are
Agreement
I________________agree that if I am approved to get to hang out with Becki: I will not look at her anywhere below her neck and above her ankle, I will treat her with the utmost respect, I will not touch her for any time more than .5 seconds unless she is dying and calls for your assistance, I will not play with her mind/emotions, I will not talk about eating hammies, I will not check out/talk about how fine other girls are in front of her, I will not talk about any gross stuff in front of her, I will not sit down more than 6 inches close to her, and if I know any keyboard playing/great voice singing/magic carpet owning guys I will introduce them to Faith.
Signed,
_______________________
*This form must be recieved at least 3 weeks before prospective hang out time. Allow 2 weeks to process. Please include a $50 registration fee (money orders and checks made out to Faith Chan). If you are rejected, do not bother trying again.