Aimee: Why I Should Be the New Group Six Member!

I, Aimee J? Lee, hereby being of sound mind and body sincerely wish to become the next member of group six since I am extremely loyal and would commit no ridiculous acts of treason like some other former pink-loving-"Group 9" members i know (her identity will remain anonymous to prevent legal complications and excessive bomb threats). Also, I believe I am more suitable for the job since if Danny were to join the group six would "become a mini-business" (in the words of Sexy Janitor #8) and that simply cannot be.

Furthermore, if Kendra were to join the group would basically be turned into a little "Woohoo! Let's All Spend the Day Talking About Kyle's Sexiness" Club...and that would ruin the image of group six and make Steven sad ='( Kyle would still have his many many fans outside of Group Six but the good name of Group Six should not be affected overnight to become Group Kyle or worse yet, Kyle's Groupies!!!! I on the other hand would distribute the wealth more so to speak and make sure no one feels left out. Simultaneously however I realize that Liz's rights to her "employees" shall I say come way before mine do. I would also not try to convert any of the good people of group six to any newly invented religions or anything of that nature.

I believe that I would bring balance and stability (well sorta) to Group six and increase moral. And Liz....do u really want to be outnumbered by non-honorary New Kenters? I mean Group six already has two Chesterfieldians and one New Kenter....with me you would technically have more New Kent Power!! I would personally strive to be the very best Group Six member I could be and I would keep the faith alive!! However, I would never even dare attempt to gain power in Group six since it is naturally understood that Liz would beat me and Steven (just for fun since she would do that anyways) and being the newly voted on one I would inherently be a lesser member anyway--But that's okay with me since I LOVE GROUP SIX!!! (Subservient and Lovin' it!) Group Six Members are Awesome!!!

Once again, I would just like to comment that I am deeply loyal to Group Six and would be honored to have such a hallowed position. I've faithfully served Group Six as Groupie and Honorary Member. Also, I am willing to bribe (c'mon people wake up and smell the capitalism!!) But oh well, I understand that all the candidates are awesome and they all stand a very good chance of getting in..but that still doesn't change the fact that I love group six!!!! (and the members thereof) Have a Great day! (did I mention that I'd be a good peacemaker too? Cuz u have the sexy one, the nice one, the dominatrix/abuser one..i think u guys need a peacemaker one or something along those lines although u guys of course have the absolute power over who gets in and in what position they get too. I love u all!!!)

~Peace, Love, Group Six! Long live the Group (6)!

(i love group six!!!)

~Aimee J? L.


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